#oblivious lesbians

[mothsaresc4ry]

Pre Wenclair

Agnes: *getting her nails painted by Thing* I don't know Thing, I think I might skip class tomorrow

Enid: *overhears Agnes while entering her dorm* No you're not young lady.

Wednesday: *walking right behind Enid* If she does, at least teach her to fake food poising convincingly.

Enid: *glares at Wednesday like she'll throw a slipper at her head any second* Stop enabling her!

Wednesday: *crosses her arms* Stop smothering her.

Agnes: *looks between them* You're acting like an old married couple..

Yoko: *suddenly appears* Correction. They're worse. They're in denial

Parenting 101

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

sometimes i see the oblivious lesbian trope in media and im like "psh, thats not how it REALLY is"

and then i remember the shit me and my girlfriend did before we were dating

i think some of the gayest stuff was me sitting in her lap, us holding hands whenever, and us roleplaying as lovers

@sapphicola feel free to add to that list

[adena-unspoken]

"Hey Nana, do you remember the first time we met?"

I fucking hate this show..!! (proceeds to reread the manga for the 30th time)

[thethreehostsystem]

So I remembered something from when I was in elementary school.

I was reading Percy Jackson.

And I realized that Nico was gay.

And tiny me was Confused.

because I thought “Why would he like guys? If I were him I’d like girls. They’re so much prettier.”

…

I-

How did it take me so long to realize I was a lesbian ;-;

[kap768]

Catra- why did you come back, we both know I don't matter

Adora- you matter to me *puts her hand on her face*

Catra's dumb lesbian mind-

[sapphicmarxism]

I could straight up make a post about how lonely I am and how much I want a girlfriend and all you useless lesbians would just go "same" "mood"

I love you idiots

[prettymuchpotter]

I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE FACT THAT NANCY DREW AND DEIRDRE SHANNON WOULD BE AN AMAZING COUPLE BC EVEN THO THEY ARGUE THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER NICELY LIKE SASSY DEIRDRE AND SLIGHTLY OBLIVIOUS NANCY WOULD BE A POWER COUPLE AND CAN YOU IMAGINE DEIRDRE AND NED COMPETING FOR NANCY ALSO NANCY DRIVING DEIRDRE AROUND IN HER BLUE CONVERTIBLE WHILE DEIRDRE CHATTERS ENDLESSLY ABOUT THE LATEST TRENDS AND DRAMA AND NANCY IS JUST NODDING ALONG AND SAYING “MHM MHM” BC DEIRDRE HAS DONE THAT A THOUSAND TIMES ALREADY BUT NANCY NEVER GETS SICK OF IT

[picascribit]

Lavender: I wish Parvati was my girlfriend.

Parvati: *kisses her* *tells her she loves her* *compliments her boobs* *climbs in bed with her* *tells her she's beautiful* *initiates sex*

Lavender: Guess I'll just settle for being besties....