Today in lecture we learned about the “Great Dinosaur Rush” of the American West from 1877-1892. It starred two guys named O.C. Marsh and E.D. Cope. They hated each other and competed to see who could discover the most new dinosaurs, which led to wacky hijinks™
They put spies on each other’s teams to lead them in the wrong direction and gather intel
They dug on each others’ private property
They trash-talked in magazines and refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the other’s findings
They blew up fossils with dynamite to keep the other person from getting them
All this got the Rush to be nicknamed “The Bone Wars”
Cope said that when they died he wanted their brains to be taken out and measured to see who was the smartest
And yet together they discovered over 140 new species of dinosaurs
And so long story short I want a mutual-pining enemies-to-lovers story starring these two gay old west scientists please