#oc roast

[malewifingit]

roast1 you ever wanted your oc to get roasted by a snide capitalist? now's your chance. dm me for the magic.

[thesquiddlesquad]

Meredith

Oh boy, where do I start?

Never listens to anyone else, because why do that when you can use your Genius Brain to make the worst decisions?

And she knows the decisions are bad. She makes them on purpose because causing trouble is the only thing that can alleviate her boredom.

Seriously. Bitch can go anywhere in time and space and she’s still bored most of the time.

Can invent all sorts of impossible shit, but never uses her abilities to do anything remotely useful, because fuck society.

Cannot speak to her past or future self without getting in an argument.

Drags her family into her bullshit because it’s no fun on her own any more.

Has to have her sleeves rolled up all the time, even when she’s wearing her lab coat, thus defeating the purpose of a protective coat

Irresponsible parent/grandparent

Lazy as shit, even when it’s not advantageous

Awful sleep schedule, just the absolute worst

Anything she writes is unreadable, not just because of her shitty handwriting, but also because she keeps switching languages (some of which are alien, long dead, not yet invented) and including words she made up. She can read it, so she doesn’t care that no one else can.

All her AIs eventually end up developing existential dread.