I know I got four days left in the poll, but my mind-vagina decided to birth a fic again. (Heheh, I'm funny, and this one features my Oc Kerryn) (No idea where in Canon this would be, part of me is saying before the big battle with heaven, but I wanted to write this..)
Love and Appreciation:
Hollow and empty was the norm before, this rang true for a certain ex-exorcist who had lived among the winners in heaven. A killing machine was all she was, all the others were. However, that didn't stop Vaggie from being kind.
Before she'd made sure her comrades were alright after an exhausting extermination, but all that ended when she decided to extend kindness to a child sinner. Pain, golden blood scattered, and a bloodthirsty sneer was the reward. A laugh echoed alongside the sound of angelic steel, with the ripping of flesh as the bone was torn away from where it once connected.
“No!” Vaggie shot up from the nightmare. Sweat clung to her small frame like a sticky tar as it felt cold as ice. The angel panted softly with her chest heaving, however her lone eye looked over at the clock. “It's already one am?” She sighed and got up forcing her tired body to move.
The absence of a certain demon princess was both welcomed and a curse. Charlie had gone on a business trip to Gluttony and hadn't come back yet. Vaggie sighed and went for a shower. “I promise I'll be back soon, it's just an errand Dad needs me to run.” The princess had told her before giving her a hug.
It had been two days since then as Vaggie washed the sweat off her body. She sighed realizing how much she missed her best friend. The two had grown closer over time since it had been two months since Vaggie was found. Picking up the apple scented shampoo Vaggie gave a soft look to it. “I hope she's alright..” The angel sighed and used it since it reminded her of the princess.
It felt good to be clean, the showers' warmth seeped into those tired bones. Vaggie sighed letting it wash over her. Once the shower was done she turned off the water and grabbed a towel. “Baap!” A sound was heard outside the door.
“Sounds like Dazzle…” Vaggie blinked peeking out from the door. She noticed the darker red goat dragon demon butler changing the sheets. “Meeh?” He bleeped seeing her.
The kind little butler flew over holding some clothes with a smile. “Gracias.” (Thanks) Vaggie replied, taking the garments from him. “Baaap!” Dazzle flew away and out of the room zipping out to take the old sheets to get washed.
“I'm sorry to leave you alone, but don't worry, I'm leaving Dazzle here to keep you company with Keekee!” Charlie’s voice rang in the angel’s mind as she pictured that warm grin. Vaggie smiled softly, but her hand came over her chest, feeling an ache.
“Oh…” It dawned on Vaggie what it was. “Come on, she's just being kind. There's no way…” Though she thought back to how Charlie acted before.
The innocent stealing of glances, the attentive touches, the small to full blown blushes, Vaggie knew Charlie was one to wear her heart on her sleeve exposing it with ease. “Ah mierda… I think she likes me that way…” It didn't stop the small grin that came to Vaggie's face realizing that the two were on the same page. “And I feel the same..” She muttered with a cute giggle.
She got dressed in the white nightgown Dazzle had given her and went to the closet. “She won't mind right..?” Vaggie blushed golden as she draped that familiar red suit jacket over her shoulders. It was from a spare suit but it felt cozy as Vaggie wandered over to the window.
Her gaze looked up at the glowing orb in the sky that used to be her home. However, exhaustion and sleep started to claim her once more.
It was an hour later as the door opened. Charlie walked in carrying a gift. She had gotten back late and blinked seeing Vaggie curled up on the couch with the jacket. “I'm sorry I was away for so long..” Her eyes soften placing the gift down on the nightstand. However this made the angel sleepily lift her head at the sound.
“Oh sorry, did I wake you?” Charlie blinked going over.
“Mmm…” Vaggie grumbled, sitting up. She looked so cute and sleepy.
Charlie had to stop herself from letting out a happy squee since this was rare for Vaggie, a woman who usually is ready to go the moment she wakes up. “Why are you on the couch silly? C’mere.” She gently scooped up the grey skinned maiden. “Let's get you back to bed.”
However, the moment Vaggie was scooped up, the latter wrapped her sleepy arms around Charlie and nuzzled deep into the demoness’s beautiful white neck. Heat surged up from Charlie, who blushed like mad. “Don't leave me alone again…” She heard the angel mumble.
Trying to control her bi panic, Charlie sat down on the bed with Vaggie cradled in her arms. “I won't I promise, okay?” She smiled softly, lightly petting that beautiful silvery hair.
“Mmm… nightmare… Cuddles please…” The angel grumbled sleepily asking for affection.
Charlie looked at her, with her ruby eyes growing saddened. She knew about the nightmares since the angel did go through something traumatic. “Well I have something for you..”
Vaggie grumbled feeling Charlie move. She sleepily looked at what the demoness was doing and blinked slowly to focus her tired gaze. “I asked Bee, and she gave me this. It's to help with the nightmares.”
Charlie pulled out a small jar of Beelzebub's Magic Honey with a picture of the queen bee herself with a thumbs up. “Oh..?” Vaggie blinked slightly more awake.
Charlie grinned a bit. “Want to try it?” She asked as the angel shrugged. “Couldn't hurt, so why not..”
Once they spoonful graced her mouth, Vaggie blinked and hummed with delight. It was sweet but not too overpowering. It felt like she just had a good dose of warm chill vibes. “Fuck, that actually feels pretty good..”
Charlie grinned and capped the jar again, placing it safely inside the nightstand. “Ready to sleep?” She asked but yelped as Vaggie just tackled her and snuggled into the princess. “Ack Vaggie! I have to change my clothes!”
“No… Comfy..” The angel muttered, easily drifting back to sleep since she had the best pillow right now. Charlie couldn't fight it as it was just too cute. The princess sighed and decided to not disturb Vaggie who finally for once got a peaceful sleep, however the warmth the two shared eventually lulled the suit-wearing princess to sleep too.
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Three years later, with that lovable caring demoness as her girlfriend now Vaggie sighed smiling fondly at the memory. She was sitting on the couch reading when she heard the word honey, which triggered the memory. “What's this about honey?”
“Well I bought some for baking.” Charlie grinned holding up a regular jar of hell honey. “But I might've forgotten some ingredients.” The demoness sheepishly smiled rubbing the back of her head.
“I can run out to grab some, what do you need babe?” Vaggie closed her book, placing it back on the shelf in their room since that's where the two were.
Charlie rubbed her chin, and started writing down a list. “Well some of these ingredients we have but we're running low on, and some we don't have.” She explained as Vaggie blinked while taking the paper. “You sure you can't just make this appear? I mean your dad easily can..”
“I know but I don't want to bother him for something simple.” Charlie replied, moving around. She smiled and handed Vaggie her cute red leather wallet. “Please sweetie can you go grab them for me?” Those puppy dog eyes came out.
Unable to resist those eyes, Vaggie shook her head with a smile. “Alright princesa. Just let me get ready okay?” (princess)
“Thank you thank you thank you!” Charlie squeed hopping around like a happy little goat.
Once dressed in her usual attire of a red blouse and black skirt with thigh high boots Vaggie sighed pulling on the fingerless gloves. “I'll be back in a bit.” She smiled at Charlie who fixed up Vaggie's bow. “Love you.”
“Love you too.” Charlie kissed her cheek and smiled, walking her girlfriend out.
Once Vaggie was out of earshot, Charlie grinned, looking at her friends. “Alright guys, it's go time, also yes you will be paid if you help me out.” She stated before wandering over to someone sitting on the couch. “Kerryn can you go help Vaggie carry back the stuff, I feel bad lying, but I really wanna do this right!”
“On it, just remember to follow the instructions I left you.” The giant dragon-like sinner stood and left to catch up with Vaggie.
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Meanwhile, with the angel, Vaggie sighed a bit casually, draping her spear over her shoulder. She didn't mind running errands, but something about this one felt off. “Hello.” She blinked hearing a voice.
“Hmm?” She looked over seeing Kerryn walking over. “Did Charlie send you out to help me?”
“Yeah, she felt bad making you carry all of it alone.” Kerryn rubbed her brown furry neck.
Vaggie shrugged and let the giant follow her. “Hey bitch tits!” An imp sneered but yelped and ran when Kerryn growled at him.
“Handy..” She blinked since usually she'd have to deal with some annoying asshole for Charlie. “How the fuck did you get him to run like that?”
She got her answer when some random sinner tried to jump them only for Kerryn to explode the asshole right then and there. “Whoa.” She slowly started to smirk.
Technically it wasn't killing the idiots but it made the morons scared shitless. “Can't seem to go a day without some asshole trying to pick a fight with me…” Kerryn looked annoyed with a sigh.
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Elsewhere Charlie was able to get the preparations ready within the hour, and decided to sit down with some TV. That's when the residents of the hotel saw it. “Breaking news. It seems we got some fucking badass bitches tearing up the local supermarket!” Katie Killjoy stated on the news channel.
“Yeah a little shortie and her giant dick.” Tom commented making a lewd motion only to get his head cleaved in by Katie.
“Nobody cares, Tom. But seriously who let the princess's bodyguard bitch hang out with the fucking giant?!” Katie commented as she showed footage of both Kerryn and Vaggie kicking some ass. “What a scoop! I guess our little goody two shoes princess isn't very good at keeping her bitch in line.”
The TV was shut off as Angel was laughing. “Damn, since when did Vagina go and cause mayhem?!”
Charlie was growling but the sound of laughing made her demonic eyes shoot over to the door. “Never mind that, places people!” She yelled as the lobby became dark.
“Seriously the way you punched that guy was awesome Vaggie!” Kerryn grinned, opening the door for a smug looking Vaggie to walk in.
Both looked messy with some blood on their clothes and their hair/fur a mess but blinked as the lights came on. Vaggie stared as everyone popped party crackers. “What is all this…?”
“A thank you for all you've done for the hotel party!” Charlie grinned but her eyes stared at the mess that was her girlfriend. “Though I've got to ask what in hell happened to you two?!”
“That's seriously what I wanna know too!” Angel piped up already snacking on some cookies. He had a shit eating grin as the spider casually laid back on the couch.
Kerryn was squeeing like a fan girl. “There were these assholes who decided to start shit in the market, I tried to step in and break it up but it only escalated into a full on brawl…” She laughed nervously. “There was this ugly ass tall and bald moth man too, I got to punch him in the face and then he started shooting bullets everywhere…”
“Best part was how Vaggie ended the brawl once the moth dude ran out of bullets. It was like watching her skate on ice!” Kerryn wagged her feathered tail. “She literally knocked out each one without them noticing because they were looking over at me!”
Vaggie was slightly blushing a bit. “What? It was the only way to stop that kind of thing..” She rubbed her neck.
Charlie was just baffled. “At least you didn't kill anyone right..?”
“Don't worry hon, none of those idiots met my spear… As much as I wanted to stab them..” Vaggie even showed the spear which was clean. “And no, neither of us got hurt. Surprisingly, this one can handle herself in a fight pretty damn well.”
“All I did was make an asshole explode and maybe ripped out a spine?” Kerryn blushed a bit glowing orange while showing the spine trophy that made Charlie wince.
“Please get rid of that…” The princess replied shaking her head.
“Gimme gimme!” Niffty made grabby hands at the spine.
Husk rolled his eyes at the mayhem before his bar, as he soon drank from his bottle again.
“Oh I also got a golden tooth!” Kerryn showed it to Angel, who turned white as a sheet. “What?”
“That's Valentino's…” He was stunned but soon had the biggest grin on his face. “You're seriously insane Fluffy!”
“What a spectacular performance I must say.” Alastor chimed in with an amused look.
“A barbaric dissplay I musst sssay.” Sir Pentious sighed but seemed to enjoy the part where Kerryn mentioned the explosions.
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What was supposed to be a simple thank you party turned into a retelling of how the supermarket brawl went down with the other hazbins surprised at the chaos.
Kerryn was scolded by Charlie. “I asked you to keep her busy so I can get prep done for the party!” She crossed her arms while tapping her foot.
“Sorry, b-but I did keep her safe like I promised…” The dragon-like demon twiddle her thumbs.
“Just how did you two end up in that brawl?” Charlie asked curious since Vaggie wouldn't say.
“It started with Vaggie innocently asking if aluminum foil and tin foil are the same thing, and then some asshole decided to call her a dumbass…”
Charlie slowly blinked at that. “I thought they were…” She admitted “Ain't tinfoil slang for aluminum foil?”
“It was just a small case of the dumb. And I nearly burst out laughing…” Kerryn replied since it had been very cute.
“How… I don't even… Ugh you can go now.” Charlie shook her head confused as Kerryn laughed a bit.
The giant left walking past Vaggie who blinked seeing Charlie look super confused. “Uh sweetie, are you okay?”
“Be honest babe, did you really think tin foil and aluminum foil were different things..?” The princess asked, trying not to laugh.
“Yes..?” Vaggie turned golden hearing Charlie laugh. “What, I never fucking used it so I didn't know babe!”
“I-I know pffffft! Still can't believe you asked that!” Charlie snorted and couldn't get over how cute it was. “To be fair, I didn't know pickles were just fermented cucumbers..” She added, trying to make Vaggie laugh which worked. “Also love, my dad didn't even know raisins were dried up grapes. So you're already a Morningstar.”
Vaggie chuckled but blinked, realizing what she just said as she looked up at Charlie with a stunned look. “Did you just…”
“And if I did..?” Charlie replied sheepishly rubbed her neck.
Vaggie couldn't get another word out as she blinked seeing Charlie kneel in the hallway. “Would you like to be my wife?” She blushed, showing a golden ring inside a red velvet case.
“Do you even need to ask? Yes Charlie I will..” Vaggie giggled covering her mouth as she extended her right hand out.
Charlie stared as her eyes became misty, she grinned and slipped the ring on Vaggie's finger before scooping up her beautiful angel. “I fucking called it!” Angel called as he smugly looked at Husk who grumbled handing him some cash.
“Congrats you two!” Kerryn squeed as the girls blinked.
“Maybe the hallway wasn't the best spot to do this..” Charlie chuckled seeing that she had a small gathering.
“You got your show, now shoo or do you want my spear up your ass!” Vaggie grumbled as the group dispersed going their separate ways now.
Once back in the safety of their room, Charlie gave her fiancé a kiss on the lips. “How about you go clean up baby, as much as you look like a badass right now, you are kinda starting to get a little stinky.”
“Only if you'd join me.” Vaggie smirked, being cheeky. Which worked as the demoness popped out red horns and a tail. Vaggie laughed going into the bathroom and once she was undressed, she stuck a hand out and beckoned her princess inside to which Charlie grinned following the call with a cheeky smirk.
Thus the day came to an end, however for some it was just the beginning of a new chapter in their lives.
Meet the seven deadly sins, or the daughters of hell. Hells deadliest and swiftest enforcers, the mantle of each sin passed onto a mortal with a soul that’s a vice incarnate. To fight them is to remain holy, but that might be worse in the end.
The leader of the sins is Wrath, who excecutes those who are guilty and ferries them to hell, Lust, her right hand does most of the paperwork while their ‘sisters’ indulge the residents of hell.
4. "would you say you're particularly close to anyone in your branch? is there anyone you'd like to get closer to?"
5. "on the contrary, anyone you particularly don't get along with? anyone you can't really stand?"
18. "heard we're having a company potluck soon. what are you planning on bringing? (if… you're bringing anything. you can admit you don't have anything. it's alright.)"
I had to cut him off. He started rambling about baking.
So I was hesitant at first to share this, due to a few reasons. However, I realized that there are people who like my characters and I still want to share them. It's taken me years to get over the massive creative block I've been in, but I was finally comfortable enough to get back into things and I wanted to commission my friend Rei with a slight redesign of my boy, Sinner. They'll be someone I commission from now on for this process, since their art is AMAZING as is and they just did such a wonderful job with the redesign. <3
A fresh perspective and new look, with some light changes, was needed.
