Night Guards + OCS. Headcanons on what I think they've done, substance wise, cause I'm bored
Headcanons about drugs and alcohol also long ass post
Scott - Alcohol: he gives me like wine mom vibes, like he'll have a glass of some fancy wine a day, also he has somewhat of a wine collection", he's a needy drunk
Weed: he definitely used to do it when he was younger with Vincent but doesn't indulge in it now
Cigarette: sometimes, he deserves a cigarette as a treat
Anything stronger: nope! hasn't even thought of it
Fritz - Alcohol: he doesn't drink often. He's just not a fan of it, he hates the taste but will have a few drinks if they are available. He'd be an affectionate drunk
Weed: 100% a stoner, he loves getting high and gaming. Spends most of his day offs blazed. We get high together and kiss >:]
Cigarettes: nah, he gets second hand smoke from Chris but besides that he cannot be bothered
Anything stronger: No. But he is kinda curious about it like He'd just to see what the high is like but he'd never Actually touched it
Chris - Alcohol: yes, he goes to a lot of parties/raves so he's usually indulging. He knows when to stop tho. You know he has the best drinks as well. Totally a Happy drunk, the life of the party
Weed: 1000% of course he's a stoner, he would have a collection of like stupid looking bongs/pipes too, he uses a SpongeBob bong I just know it
Cigarettes: he'll have one after sex and one after a very hard shift but besides that not really.
Anything stronger: he gives shrooms and acid vibes, maybe has tried ecstasy. He goes to raves and events like that so it's not that shocking
Jeremy - Alcohol: absolutely not, terrified of touching it due to their father. Tho if they did drink I think they'd be a very chatty/happy drunk
Weed: probably the only thing on this list they'd be open to trying and it'd have to be in edible form or they will choke on the smoke and they'd need a trusted friend to babysit them. I think Jeremy deserves an edible, let this man calm down and relax for once.
Cigarettes: no and they couldn't do it if they wanted to, their lungs couldn't handle it
Anything stronger: no.
Mike - Alcohol: functioning alcoholic, he's basically always drinking, he honestly wants to stop but doesn't know how to ask for help or how he'll function without it. He's a confused drunk
Weed: definitely smokes a blunt with doll to help with pains
Cigarettes: ya
Anything stronger: no, he might have tried something when he was younger but he never got into it and is most definitely ashamed of it
Doll - Alcohol: she'll have like a glass of something when things get hard. She's a Very very affectionate sad drunk
Weed: she uses it to deal with her chronic pain issues and sleep issues
Cigarettes: nope, she used to smoke when she was younger but gave it up
Anything stronger: No.
Vincent - Alcohol: yes of course. I know his ass is enjoying those shitty ass beers, would be a flirty drunk
Weed: 100% he definitely smokes it, bro has a purple pipe
Cigarettes: ya totally. He would 100% blow smoke in your face if you bothered him
Anything stronger: never even tired anything else, tho he does have access to them and has a stash but he uses that to toy with Kasey. He loves messing with his addict brother
Mahogany - Alcohol: ya, she loves red wine, it's her aesthetic. She only drinks the expensive stuff from her father's collection. She's picky with her drinks. She's a sloppy drunk.
Weed: no.
Cigarettes: ya, she's a cigarette after sex kinda woman, I want her to blow smoke in my face
Anything stronger: nope.
Byron - Alcohol: ya and you know he owns that expensive stuff too, he has such a large collection too. He has a few glasses throughout the day, not enough to do anything to him but just enough to enjoy. He'd be a sloppy drunk
Weed: no.
Cigarettes: ya he smokes but it's cigars instead of cigarettes.
Anything stronger: No.
Tim - Alcohol: not often, he might have a glass of whiskey if he feels really shitty or a glass when there is a celebration but besides that he just doesn't drink. He'd be a clingy drunk, it changes nothing honestly, he's clingy sober, bros just needy
Weed: will do it but once again not often, he'll get high with his boyfriend every once in awhile and just lay there unable to do anything
Cigarettes: nope! Sometimes when Kasey is smoking he'll have a fake pipe that blows bubbles to pretend he's smoking with his boyfriend for fun
Anything stronger: he did try a few things cause he wanted to connect with his boyfriend, he didn't enjoy it
Ka$ey - Alcohol: non-functioning alcoholic. He has an at home mini bar and is always carrying a flask on him. He's a sad horny drunk
Weed: not that often, he should do it more as he suffers from a lot of pain but God forbid this man does anything to help himself
Cigarettes: all the time
Anything stronger: yup, he uses a lot of different things. He has a very bad issue that a certain purple person keeps pushing him to indulge in cause they think it's funny
Melissa - Alcohol: No, she's 17 and a very good kid. She had a drink at a party once and she despises the taste. She'd be a chatty/happy drunk
Weed: she had it once on accident cause she accidentally ate a weed brownie cause Kasey didn't label the damn container
Cigarettes: No, Tim would die if she did that
Anything stronger: No, Tim would kill her if she did
Melissa's creator > @kasonart
I want to do more headcanon posts but I have the oddest choice for headcanons also my lore for these fuckers keep changing so hopefully this shit won't be retconed by the next hour. Some of this is probably wrong but I'm too lazy to read it all to check lmao
