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Webster: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

Lieb: A ray of hope for Luz.

Martin: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one thing I've forgotten.

Webster: Well you left me behind on that patrol last week.

Martin: Oh I did that on purpose

Webster: Now repeat after me: “I am a beautiful human being that deserves to be loved.”

Liebgott: You are a beautiful human being that deserves to be loved.

Webster: Fuck you.

Liebgott: I’d actually rather f-

Webster: *evil stare* Don’t.

Webster: I'm not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you.

Lieb: Earth isn't a planet.

Webster: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET??

Lipton: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like Liebgott?

Webster: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like Liebgott?

Liebgott: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Webster: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

Speirs: What is love?

Perconte: Something I don't feel towards you.

Webster: A chemical reaction that compels beings to breed.

Luz:

Luz: *sings* baby don't hurt me

Lieb: "The Squad" is the best book I've ever read, and I've read fifteen books.

Web: Fifty? That's not that many– wait, did you say fifteen?

Chuck: Uh-oh.

Lieb: What?

Chuck: Somebody's in love!

Lieb: Yeah, right. I just think Web is cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

That night:

Lieb: Uh-oh.

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