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Welshy: If you found out that you have one day left, what would you do with it?

Dick: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Lieb: Something illegal.

Lip: Accept my fate.

Speirs: I would message 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn't forward the message to ten people, I would die tomorrow.

Nix: Jesus Speirs.

Lieb: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

Lieb: When I'm using a paper shredder, I always make sure to stare outside at the trees just so they don't forget who's running the show.

Webster: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

Lieb: A ray of hope for Luz.

Liebgott: You’re going to Hell.

Speirs: I’ll save you a seat by the fire.

Liebgott: I’m not going to Hell.

Speirs: Oh. You’ve made other arrangements?

Webster: Now repeat after me: “I am a beautiful human being that deserves to be loved.”

Liebgott: You are a beautiful human being that deserves to be loved.

Webster: Fuck you.

Liebgott: I’d actually rather f-

Webster: *evil stare* Don’t.

Webster: I'm not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you.

Lieb: Earth isn't a planet.

Webster: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET??

Lieb: you look stressed, wanna go blow stuff up?

Speirs: on a scale of yes to no

Speirs: yes

Lipton: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like Liebgott?

Webster: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like Liebgott?

Liebgott: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Webster: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

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