#oceangate 2

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

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[hot-take-tournament]

i found this ancient poll sitting in my drafts but i'm posting it now because after the beast games shit i've been spending all week trying to give billionaires heart attacks through hatred alone

so now's as good a time as any

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT

PRELIMINARY #287

Submission 170

I feel like I would have survived the sub accident

This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would’ve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly.

Do you think billionaires should go back to the Titanic because they'll absolutely survive this time I promise?

Yes. Yes this is a great idea it'll totally work and they should go immediately

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GOING AGAIN

Voting ended onAug 24, 2024

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[victusinveritas]

[hookhausen]

its happening again!! we're getting oceangate part 2!!

[buggoblin2]

do yall remember the millionaire submarine or was that just a weird feaver dream.