“why doesn’t venom visit motherbase”
venom and quiet on a mission and kaz decides to try a burger with some sort of weed following the chemical burger. to calm their nerves yknow? so he makes them. they’re giving intel, ocelot and him yknow? big dudes, think that one isn’t doing anything and they’re still tense so they eat a bunch, chaos follows, kaz has his leg attached to where his arm should be, ocelot is meowing. boss calls like “y-you guys have intel or?” and kaz is just “hhhh fuck hold on i can’t find the radio-“ he says holding it. it’s all fucked. they’re so high they have to remember to breathe, eli has to relay the info but he can’t read. he’s like “they’re stationed,,, to the,,, weest.” and venom is looking like that picture of ben affleck smoking “you mean east.” and eli is just “no the other one.” it’s hell. snake comes back to mother base he’s just in shambles, kaz is passed out on the control platform. no memory. ocelot is knocked out cause he made fun of eli for not reading. this. is the real reason big boss has to be forced to visit motherbase between missions.
