#odd anon

[askdraltoclef]

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…i don’t like you, weird anon

[mrsbsmooth]

You must be into very wholesome, or nice LI that is too boring, or too good to be true in real life

And you must be into middle-aged men with poor hygiene and a tendency to blame women for their problems. Or be into guys who treat you like dirt? Pretend you don't exist? Friendzone you? Gaslight and manipulate you?

And you're in my inbox, telling me I'm making weird choices?

Jesus Christ, anon, yes! Wholesome, nice, lovely men who are too good to be true IRL are exactly what I'm into!

Why else would I spend so much time kicking my lil feet about them?!

OF COURSE THEY'RE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! THEY DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST

You think guys with 6-packs, a healthy dose of feminism, can cook, are rich, are charismatic, and can make a girl come three times in a row with just a twitched eyebrow and a seven-inch dick are real?!

Since when do characters need to be realistic for me to enjoy them!?

(Also, if you have an issue with wholesome nice LIs why the fuck are you playing a romance game where this is 99% of the point bahfasbkfhsdahhahhahah seriously you are psychotic

[heartfullofleeches]

Hey author! You're amazing ya know that? <3

-Odd anon

Did you know that you're way cooler

[justanechoflower]

Get took cocky, and I didn’t I just told you one of the things I’ve done, want some? *He would hold out the arm, seemingly offering him a piece* -Odd Anon

Flowey: And look, I kill people for souls or monsters boredom. Not to eat their bodies. *pushes away the arm* That's disgusting.

[ask-the-grown-up-spookeez]

Oh this was a leftover from dinner today, it is still a little cold though -Odd Anon

WHAT- DI- DID YOU- [Pump then covered his mouth and left the room, suddenly looking sick.]

[escapee-question-mark-anon]

Look at you...~ a little mess right there on the floor...~! I could do just about anything— if only I hadn’t promised you to Amn... he could do anything to you, right now, you know...~?

[Again, it shivers, the slightest bit of fear and desperation creeping into its expression]

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

What is your favorite fork? (Imma leave a name 4 myself) -odd anon

Uuuuhhhhh-

Metal-

[creative-poptart]

I would like to say that I love your writing and I’m always looking forward to when you post something! Keep up the awesome work!! 🥰 -Odd-anon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU, ODD-ANON!!!!

You guys are all so sweet and it makes me so happy that I can make this for you!!! Sometimes I get worried that I have to make something better for you all, but then you say THIS AND IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPYAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Here's to more answers that are hopefully up to you guys' expectations!!