Sometimes I remember that out there somewhere is a video of my third grade playground, because one day this guy from like a news crew wanted to film the local kids and he told the ones that were there in the moment to fight with each other or something.
I came up later, not knowing what was going on, and, being big in general for my age, quickly became a target. Said situation ended when I basically knocked everyone off of me and escaped.
Somewhere there is a video - the same video - of my tiny-at-the-time cousin, stopping on the end of the slide and getting waylaid by couple kids that decided it would make a good video to slide down and get him.
Our playground was usually quiet. Like, other than normal kid antics, there wasn't much chaos. This dude showed up and turned usually well-behaved children into attention seeking heathens.
That day lives in infamy in my memory.
Like, who was the camera dude? Was he really with a news crew? Why did he want us to clobber each other?