#odditiesexpress

[assbutt-i-might-be]

Marvel ft Hogwarts headcanon

You know who’s good at quidditch? Tony Stark. Tony is a marvelous hunter. He can fly like nobody’s business.

You know who else is damned good at quidditch? 

Bruce. No one believes him at first, because, well, he’s quiet and a bit shy, a bit of a nerd. A very nice, sweet person. But once he gets on his broom, oh man. He’s the best beater in ages. He hits those bludgers with a force the Weeping Willow could only dream of. BRUCE SMASH.

[assbutt-i-might-be]

Guess who’s awesome? My friends. Hannah, Els, Silke, guys thank you so much for helping me out. Exams would be unbearable if not for you guys. Love you.  

[awesomeasusual]

odditiesexpress replied to your text post 

I FIRMLY BELIEVE SHE IS ARO AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

YEAHHHH especially when she's like "I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really don't have to try anymore, and you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows, and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business."

THATS THE DREAM, LIZ LEMON!

[at-panic-station]

odditiesexpress reblogged your post I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t r... and added:

I can’t fucking believe I’m even friends with you, you schmuck

YOU FUCKING LOVE ME AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT I AM A NATIONAL TREASURE 

[imjuststiney]

WAHT How did I not know it was your birthday YOU BEAUTIFUL SAGGITARIAN BASTARD I hope it was an awesome day!!!!!

Hehehe THANK YOU!! I did!! other than I had to work.

I'm usually very quiet about it bcuz I feel all weird. buuuuuuuut I might have had a few drinks at dinner tonight. Whoops.:D