Someone mentioned Odysseus having a hear me out cake and this is what I think it would be like if my Odysseus had a hear me out cake:
Ctimene: Ok so let me get this straight, for the cake you brought pictures of Penelope, Amphitrite, and Poseidon?
Odyssefish: Yes.
Ctimene: You’re married to all of them, that doesn’t count!
Odyfish *opens mouth to speak*
Ctimene: NO their other forms don’t count either! It’s supposed to be for monsters and stuff like that!
Odyfish: *slowly places a new picture on the cake while making hard eye contact with @bigidiotenergytm’s Nobody* well he’s no more a monster than I am buuuuuut












