#polipod

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When Odyfish had Aegipan it was…an experience

And because he didn’t realize he was pregnant, Odyfish doesn’t quite know who exactly the other parent could be (and there’s not exactly a shortage of candidates)

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Someone mentioned Odysseus having a hear me out cake and this is what I think it would be like if my Odysseus had a hear me out cake:

Ctimene: Ok so let me get this straight, for the cake you brought pictures of Penelope, Amphitrite, and Poseidon?

Odyssefish: Yes.

Ctimene: You’re married to all of them, that doesn’t count!

Odyfish *opens mouth to speak*

Ctimene: NO their other forms don’t count either! It’s supposed to be for monsters and stuff like that!

Odyfish: *slowly places a new picture on the cake while making hard eye contact with @bigidiotenergytm’s Nobody* well he’s no more a monster than I am buuuuuut

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Random thought but I think my Odysseus would sneak out to Dionysian cult parties when he was younger. Akylas probably would take him from time to time.

you know what, he still does. Odysseus doesn’t have to sneak out anymore though, he just kisses Poseidon and Amphitrite going “ have fun watching the kids tonight Penelope and I are going out! <3”

It probably does break Poseidon’s brain that his human spouse’s casually go party it up with Dionysus, and his worshippers, and have been since they were like 14 (times were different back then). His brain isn’t breaking in a bad way it’s just that Ody and Pen are just so sweet that he sometimes forgets they’re both a little bit feral.