#off my tea

[maddesthatta]

//It really bothers me that I never get notifications for my ask box even though its turned on, which means I don’t notice when people send me stuff :(

[maddesthatta]

//I’m changing my URL! Instead of @already-lost-my-head it’ll be @maddesthatta​ ^_^ Hope you like it.

[sassypantsdeadpool]

I got tagged in a thing. aka: ermegerd kelly why queztions so haaaaard.

Kay, Now I Gotta Ask Shit

uhh... i'll come back to this... how do i pick?

2. Favorite book?

um... fuck... uh... i'll be back

3. Best Christmas present you got this year?

oven mitts. :) 

4. How do you stay organized? (Planner, Phone, To-Do List, etc.)

all of the above? my planner has all my planned stuff like hw and work, but my phone has all my coordinated stuff like movie plans. I make to-do lists at least 3 to 14 times a week depending on how stressed I am with the more stressed weeks it happening in my planner in varying different colors for me to read obsessively and cross off until completed. 

5. Would you rather do arts and crafts or go for a walk?

i don't much enjoy either solitary, so it would depend on the company. I would be ecstatic to do either with people I care about. (I'm literally a puppy okay? we're gonna sit and do things with stuff now! my favorite! we're gonna go walk outside? oh boy oh boy how did you know i love that!)

6. Describe your dream outfit.

One i genuinely look good in. That's also not that expensive.

7. Do you listen to the ‘angel’ or the ‘demon’ on your shoulder more often?

Fuck. um. Demon. it's very much so not good.

8. Slippers, socks, or both?

D- none of the above,

9. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

hamburger helper. i would probably just stop eating after a day or so of that.

10. How do you rationalize your existence? (AKA: Prove You Exist)

ummm... crap... 2 ways

1) I feel pain. Something is sending those signals. If its not there I should just cut off the signals and be done with it because pointless.

2) I have people who acknowledge my existence. One of the worst things for people, and myself is definitely included, is being ignored and not having their existence validated. As long as others validate my existence, i exist. The second I am ignored... that is literally the worst thing you can do to me. Like I will consider doing extreme things in front of you just to get you to say something. 

11. Cake or Pie?

Pie.

My Questions.

1) Favorite OT3?

2) Favorite Villian?

3) When was the last time you were really really happy? Tell me about it?

4) When was the last time you were really really upset?

5) Do you want any pets?

6) Where do you see yourself in a year?

7) Do you have snow less than 3 feet away from you at this moment? (I do, kill it.)

8) What's the hardest thing you've done?

9) What animal would you describe yourself as?

10) If I sat down in your lap unannounced what would you do?

my favorite celebrity is jennifer laurence btws. leeann now looks like her very much. my favorite book is currently lets pretend this never happened. (bet you thought i forgot)

[shellygurumi]

Back in the days when the guillotine was first used, people wondered, is this what we may beheaded for in the future?

<________<

jeeze

[shellygurumi]

A grammar rule: Double negatives are a no-no.

This reminds me of that one joke...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to her class one day. "In English," she said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah . . .right."

[shellygurumi]

I saw this beaver movie last night. Best dam movie I ever saw.

pffft

[shellygurumi]

I heard this one joke about amnesia. ...I forgot how it goes though...

oh my god

[shellygurumi]

The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.

har har har