#off topic mb

[pinklotushere]

Crack au where tsunade timetravels back to before the uchiha massacre and tells absolutely no one BUT from outside pov

Like she shows up to konoha one day and just,, fucks shit up

She drop kicks sarutobi into retirement and takes his place, dissolves the council of the elders, and airs out danzo's dirty laundry

Introduces therapy and monthly mandated mental evaluations and overhauls the hospital system.

Adopts naruto uzumaki -the jinchuuriki- and decides to split up orphans born of shinobi parents into the clans.

Demolishes the entirety of ROOT (something even konoha civilians knew about -bc it's hard not to notice your children disappearing - but couldn't do anything about)

Starts rerouting certain missions to different teams with no apparent consistency or patern whatsoever,and invites Orochimaru back into konoha and offering him a spot as head of research so long as he follows guidelines (basically asks him to pinky promise not to do anything unethical-or get caught doing it- in exchange for access to the niidaime's old research and senju sells and he's intrigued enough to agree)

She integrates other konoha clans into the police force (which is primarily run by uchiha) which improves clan relations.

And them she gathers a team of sensors and tells them to sense under?? The earth??? (Everyone is so confused)

She dispears for a week with orochimaru and jiraiya and comes back with a previously thought dead uchiha obito and sealing scroll she gards like a particulary fierce dragon (she's just waiting for sasuke and naruto to grow up so that they can send the slippery bastard zetsu into the moon)

None of her actions make sense or have any particular paterns but konoha is better for it so no one actively questions her

(Aughhhh I'm soooo tempted to write a 5 times tsunade senju did something for no explainable reason and the 1 time she explained herself)

[asteroid-fruitcup]

VIC POETRY FOR YOUUUUUUUU

so i did base it off the thing i was thinking of earlier (i wish i was a river yet i remain a lake) and I decided to name the poem "i wish i was a river"

if you want i'll probably yap in the tags so feel free to read them

my english teacher liked it and i may or may not have accidentally gotten him into AvA by explaining the poem :crying anyways enjoy!!!

I wish I was a river, yet I remain a lake.

i used to be a flower, forced to bloom too early taken by the wind, a breeze I chose to follow it pushed me to the start of a dark tunnel and for some reason, I was drawn in

as deep as I go, the exit is still there glowing sunlight and not despair it's always waiting for me and yet I swim deeper

I wish I was a river, yet I became a storm.

the past may be behind me, but the petals stick to my hands petals from a different blossom I once had from what I know, the plant will never be found again but I've found the drought that led to it's death

and i let it dry and the petals are dead and i can see maybe he doesn't understand and the petals are gone but he isn't.

they kept exclaiming to me, why find water for this flower this flower that's long dead why use the water that has tried to turn warm and turn it back cold just to water her thorns

I wish I was a river, I hope that he's asleep.