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I'm gonna say sum but idk if it will be well received:/

I've been watching witch hat atelier and ALL I can think abt is how quifrey and his little quiflings are like team 7 but better

Quifrey >> kakashi if he was a better teacher

Richeh >> sai if he was a little better socialised

Ageth >> sasuke if he was less traumatised

Tetia >> naruto if he had a better childhood

Coco >> sakura if she was better tempered

Urluggio >> yamato if he was less traumatised too

I'm starting to see them everywhere

Idk if this is gonna get me attacked orrr

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I dont know of this is gonna sound like weird or stupid but OH MY GOD I have this little headcanon that naruto is constantly being shadowed by anbu (cus he's the jinchuuriki duh) so like all the dumb shit he gets into? Front row seat

When I read fics with like time travel or fix-it of any kind I'm always like giggling at the thought of other people watching the train wreck (another headcanon is that anbu has gossip rings going on)

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naruto characters as posts that remind me of them pt 2 (please don’t murder me for the shisui one thanks)

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I LOVE these

VERY accurate representation of these characters ngl

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I hate when I'm watching something and like two characters of the same gender are suspiciously close but no one else is POINTING IT OUT

Like I KNOW THOSE MFS FUCKED I JUST CANT PROVE IT (`へ´*)ノ

I also hate the "fans want to make everything gay" mentality when it comes to fandoms.

Everything is already straight, you greedy fuckers already have everything. It needs to be gayer idgaf abt ur opinions atp

I want sapphic ships and gays being disasters.

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Every time I hear someone say sakura deserved better than sasuke my instinct is to rip my hair out at how wrong they are.

Sasuke is exactly what sakura deserves because he's who sakura wants. More than anything, sakura is crazy stupid in love with sasuke. After everything they went through, what she deserves is exactly what she has always wanted. What she waited for, yearned for, and what she dreamed about

Yes he could stand to be around more, but frankly konoha is cesspit of trauma for him and sakura understands that. Its why they work.

She’s willing to wait and he's willing to spend as much time in konoha as he can.

People keep saying sakura deserves better but she wound up having everything she's spent years wanting.

(Obviously everyone is entitled to their opinions about ships and whatnot and this is in no way me telling you what to like or hate.)

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It's not only about she wanting him either (though that is what matters most when it comes to the "who deserves her" bullshit). It's about how he's quite literally the only character that has always acknowledged her strengths from the very beginning (even to Ino she had to prove herself in a fight), how she was the last person in their tight family (Team 7) he ever tried to hurt, and only when far gone into his descent into madness, and most importantly it's how Sasuke is such a good person that cares so much even after being so hurt, manipulated, and self destructing for so long.

She understands him just like he understands her, and that kind of connection is impossible to fake or copy, it doesn't exist in any other relationship in the canon storyline. It's intimate, the kind of thing that makes you blush due to its rawness. It is why haters continue to insist on the most far fetched lies and misinterpretations about them, it's the only way to continue to hate them "justifiably", and/or uplift their own ships... they can't accept that Kishimoto actually built their story with intricacies and subtleties they don't get or refuse to get, because for some reason they are dead set in hating them.

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Oh my god yes!! I always see sakura portrayed as either a lesbian best friend/ sister who's only purpose is being a crutch to boost the mm ships or she's a jealous bitch who doesn't give a fuck abt anyone but herself

Which is soooo far off from her ACTUAL character it pisses me off sm.

Sakura is a deeply empathic person who has proven to not only be kind and supportive to people but how she's also willing to forgive and move on.

I think that when done right sasusaku is an amazing ship

(There are writers who mischaracterise them so much it makes it feel like reading about completely different people)

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Tsunade : are you sleeping with ino?

Sakura : NO!! I-

Taunade: rule number 1 : if I ask about it, I know about it, so don't lie about it.

Sakura :...we're in love.

Tsunade : great, i owe shizune money now.

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Every time I hear someone say sakura deserved better than sasuke my instinct is to rip my hair out at how wrong they are.

Sasuke is exactly what sakura deserves because he's who sakura wants. More than anything, sakura is crazy stupid in love with sasuke. After everything they went through, what she deserves is exactly what she has always wanted. What she waited for, yearned for, and what she dreamed about

Yes he could stand to be around more, but frankly konoha is cesspit of trauma for him and sakura understands that. Its why they work.

She’s willing to wait and he's willing to spend as much time in konoha as he can.

People keep saying sakura deserves better but she wound up having everything she's spent years wanting.

(Obviously everyone is entitled to their opinions about ships and whatnot and this is in no way me telling you what to like or hate.)

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the masked crusaders

Akatsuki Kakashi au where they somehow adopted team 7. The kids wants masks too and made some... interesting masks

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"They were roomates" obkkrn au where obito and Rin are an established couple who live together. And bc reasons, Kakashi needs a place to stay for a while. So obviously, yk, Kakashi comes to stay with his besties as he looks for a new apartment

What follows is a comedy of errors as Rin and Obito proceed to be absoloute fucking freaks about Kakashi. They are throwing themselves at him in increasingly desperate, concerning, and honestly at times kind of creepy tactics.

Kakashi makes them dinner as thanks and Rin makes a joke about how he should stay forever and be their housewife and Obito laughs just a little bit too hard (under the table he's clutching at his thighs so hard they're gonna bruise)

Kakashi's clothes begin to go mysteriously missing and Obito starts not to subtly suggest he just borrows his instead :))) as Rin is going "oh Kakashi you're soooo forgetful, it really makes me worry about you, you know... Maybe you just need someone to take care of you, there's no shame in that! Teehee <3"

Kakashi gets sick and Rin very seriously considers giving him fake medicine so he can stay sick (and under her care) longer

Kakashi complains ab how expensive housing is and how he can't afford any of this shit on his salary, and Obito "jokes" a little too enthusiastically that he should just quit his job and find a hot sugar daddy. Or something. Wouldn't that be funny. Right Kakashi? Right? Right? Hey, you know Obito himself is pretty wealthy ahahahaha—

Kakashi remains completley oblivious.

Genma comes over for dinner one day, and at that point things have escalated so much that several of the weird comments and behaviors on Obito and Rin's side are the new "normal." So Genma just sits there through, what is from his perspective, the weirdest and most uncomfortably charged dinner of his fucking LIFE.

When he leaves, Genma just puts a hand on Kakashi's shoulder and tells him good fucking luck. Kakashi remains confused.

Uhhh endgame Genma tells Kakashi to open his fucking eyes bc Obito and Rin want him BAD. And after the initial disbelief, Kakashi begins to test the waters of leaning into/indulging in Obito and Rin's newest freak behavior and seeing what they do

And just Kakashi subtly fucking with them both by playing into whatever the fuck is happening in their heads, just to see what happens. He's thriving actually

Anyways I'm coming to learn that my favorite obkkrn dynamic is just.

Obito 🤝 Rin -> being freaks about Kakashi together

To be fair tho: it's REALLY funny. And also makes total sense.

Because ofc Nohara "Obito apologist even in death" Rin, and Uchiha "Rin was a perfect angel who I will put on a pedestal till my dying day and destroy the world in the name of creating a new world she could have been happy in" Obito would make eachother INFINITELY worse!!

Obito is incapable of seeing his own or Rin's possible wrongs, and Rin literally was on Obito's side even through the genocide, Kakashi stalking, child murder, detailed plans to take over the world, etc. There is no way in hell these two could actually ground eachother, sorry. In my eyes they would only make eachothers freak factors infinitely worse.

Every time either one of them gains even a SHRED of self-awareness, the other is right there to comfort them and insist that "nooo ur soooo normal, I promise <33" and "its ok if you're a little bit of a (stalker, murderer, obsessed with Kakashi) freak... it's not ur fault u have ptsd..."

Rin and Obito both suffer from the Kakashi Illness(tm) but it presents itself in different ways and they feed into eachothers fixation on the guy in the worst (best) ways

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some sketches from tonight

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HES LITERALLY THREE APPLES TALL MY BABYYY NOOO 😭😭😭 :(((( I have some very unhinged maternal thoughts to wrap this baby up in blankets and feed him dango (*´-`)

Tenzo is so cute, too!! My babies were so youngggg aughhhh

Kakashi is the mama duck. Argue with the wall

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Who is this diva? 💜💜💜

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I 100% believe that for all his outward laziness and general unbothered air, shikamaru is easily stressed, and his anxiety levels are almost always through the roof, and his friends ARE NOT HELPING!!

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My favourite flavour of time travel fix its are the ones where either someone is punted off into the past in their CURRENT -generally older- body OR when they're stuck in someone else's body

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Crack au where tsunade timetravels back to before the uchiha massacre and tells absolutely no one BUT from outside pov

Like she shows up to konoha one day and just,, fucks shit up

She drop kicks sarutobi into retirement and takes his place, dissolves the council of the elders, and airs out danzo's dirty laundry

Introduces therapy and monthly mandated mental evaluations and overhauls the hospital system.

Adopts naruto uzumaki -the jinchuuriki- and decides to split up orphans born of shinobi parents into the clans.

Demolishes the entirety of ROOT (something even konoha civilians knew about -bc it's hard not to notice your children disappearing - but couldn't do anything about)

Starts rerouting certain missions to different teams with no apparent consistency or patern whatsoever,and invites Orochimaru back into konoha and offering him a spot as head of research so long as he follows guidelines (basically asks him to pinky promise not to do anything unethical-or get caught doing it- in exchange for access to the niidaime's old research and senju sells and he's intrigued enough to agree)

She integrates other konoha clans into the police force (which is primarily run by uchiha) which improves clan relations.

And them she gathers a team of sensors and tells them to sense under?? The earth??? (Everyone is so confused)

She dispears for a week with orochimaru and jiraiya and comes back with a previously thought dead uchiha obito and sealing scroll she gards like a particulary fierce dragon (she's just waiting for sasuke and naruto to grow up so that they can send the slippery bastard zetsu into the moon)

None of her actions make sense or have any particular paterns but konoha is better for it so no one actively questions her

(Aughhhh I'm soooo tempted to write a 5 times tsunade senju did something for no explainable reason and the 1 time she explained herself)

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kakashi chiquito

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Arghhhh he's so babyy😭😭😭💔

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Does anyone else think Kakashi reads that porn so that he can fantasise about being bent over and fucked by some hunk?

because… I do….

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It's litterally all I think about?? Are u kidding me???

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Naruto should not have been elected hokage, argue with the wall.

Honestly i spend my time pretending boruto doesnt exist bc they fucked my children up sm💔💔

Anyway, Naruto, by all accounts, should not have been hokage, like yes,it's his childhood dream, yes he's the strongest shinobi in The village, BUT Naruto, is NOT a paper ninja and quite frankly never really wanted to be hokage.

He was ignored and abused by most of the village, and the ONLY person who gave a crap about whether he lived or died (in naruto's pov bc obviously plenty other people cared but were striffeled bc of S-class secrets) was the hokage

When he walked in the streets with the Sandaime, nobody spit or glared at him, and he received service in shops.

So, to Naruto, hokage was a position he associated with safety and security, and then once he grew up more, he learned to associate it with adoration and respect.

I think that once the war was over, the people in Naruto's life coddled him. I think that he should've been called out. His friends and family should've taken him aside and explained that it wasn't personal.

The hokage position should NOT go to the "strongest" in the village (I'm in the deep opinion that a Nara should've been chosen) it needs to go to the smartest or the most strategic or smt.

In conclusion : shikamaru or sakura or shino, ino or even tenten would've done a better job

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Tsunade senju had every right to be as unhinged as possible and its such a fucking waste that she wasnt

Literally she was the stongest kunoichi and one of the strongest shinobi in general

Her medical ninjutsu was unparalleled and as i understand it, most medical advancement in the 5 nations could be attributed to her

She's the last senju, a littéral PRINCESS, the decendent of the first jinchuriki with uzumaki blood (to me saying uzushio is like saying gods like their culture is so undeveloped istg it pisses me off sm) and fucking ASURA OTSUTSUKI (Hello??? Why does nobody talk about this???)

Shes the granddaughter of the 1st hokage and grandnice of the 2nd, the student of the 3rd and the godmother of the 4th's child, and SHE'S THE 5TH hokage???

To be frank the amount of political clout she's supposed to have is outstandingly and like SEVERELY underdiscussed.

Quite litterally she couldve gone and done public executions and the most she would have gotten would of been some side eyes.

The danzo debacle could of been solved simply by her not giving a shit about proper chanels and tearing his head off (its a shinobi village, primarily lived in by killers .i bet you no one would of batted an eye at the fucking hokage deeming someone unfit and disposing of a rotten agent)

Conclusion : senju tsunade was watered down and trampled over by the narrative <3