@thestoryisneverastory
"Yeah no- fair-" She nodded and relented on that part before the narrative took over again.
"Hmph! Like you would know anything about beings such as us!"
"If my Story had been willing to do such a thing she would not have tried to kill me."
Dark wanted to scream at the Narrative, but their voicelessness forced them to think about what they were saying, so they took a breath.
"Then why do you think she'd just lie down and let you take over? Seriously? Maybe she thought that because clearly, you aren't good at listening. Like, come on, you're no better than her at this point."
An idea lit up in their mind, and they made an impassive shrug.
"Oh well... guess you're just a bad narrator. If you had any faith in the thing you created, maybe you'd listen! But clearly you must have been an awful, AWFUL writer. Even that employee of yours must have hated every second."
If they were lucky, they'd get the two off their back. If not, well... it was worth it. A calculated risk.