#office hoe

[ipreferlush]

Replying “You’re fucking killing me” to an uRgEnT request from a notoriously bad planner would be unprofessional right?

[girlcryingonthetrain]

First day back to work since getting furloughed in March😔😔😔 At least I got a pretty new Lilly Pulitzer dress for the occasion.

[girlcryingonthetrain]

I got this dress for $13 at Target. Glad I did because both times I’ve worn it I’ve got nothing but complements😊

[openbookexplanation]

So apparently the girl I got hired is making her way around the work place and has been constantly shitting on her own life plate and dragging everyone down with her.

I’ve never regretted getting someone a job so bad. I thought “hey you’re 35. You probably have your shit together” LOL

I also thought we’d end up being friends but I guess we can’t be friends because she can’t fuck me but doesn’t stop her from trying with with everyone.

Like we’re in a pandemic and our business is deemed essential. How about you not make it worse than it already has to be 🙃 but also fuck how scummy my coworkers are. Like man I cannot WAIT to leave this job and find a healthier environment.

[sparklecraft]

Is there anything else I can help you with?” is the professional equivalent of “Are you fucking done?

[cruel22]

Guess who's at work on a damn Sunday

[theknowingsnixx]

[allysonvastano]

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