#office scenes

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ABC Acronyms,

Alway be in conversation

Much like "Always be carrying something" this one fits, the in is a little de-emphasized but it's what we need from this slide

Jenga tiles spill out

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Guy starts showing up to work dressed as Travolta from Swordfish. It’s not even casual Friday or Halloween.

Millennials love it.

You don’t need to explain too much.

It’s not that funny.

I’m trying to get some work done here.

So am I, now I can’t concentrate.

What?

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Somebody get it to perfect timing, tell them the timing wasn't perfect.

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Office guy switches to leather because it’s impossible to stain

We’re sticking with linens. Cotton poly that kind of thing.

Less overhead long term, I’m not buying stain pens.

Are you buying more than one leather suit?

Threw everything out it’s all leather now.

Have you tried eating over your desk or table?

It’s stain resistant, impervious to 5 different kinds of sauces.

They're called napkins.

It’s too late I already bought the conditioning kit.

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