#officermorty

[supermortyfan]

@officermorty

Okay!! Ill brush your hair and give you a few braids to make you look extra cute!

[codadamaged-blog]

@officermorty   i’m sorry but like... tbh.... the next time they meet, patches is just going annoy the shit out of him.  i don’t make the rules here.

personals do not reblog.

[guardmorticia]

She just happens to spot him from across the plaza and she smiles to herself. Not wanting to lose him, she pushes herself off the pillar she was leaning on and walks fast. She was definitely not going to run, not wanting to seem too eager, but he was one of the nicer guards so it made going over to him easier.

“Hey” she’s smiles sweetly as she blocks his path “Are you busy? I-I got those uh– things, we were talking about the other day. Did you still want to..?”

@officermorty

[guard-rick]

Blue eyes scan the crowd of Ricks and Mortys that were passing by as he took one last inhale from his cigarette before flicking it off somewhere without a care. “See, that’s where you’re wrong, old man. I can– I-I’ll make anyone do anything if I wanted.” The group of Ricks he was with go wild, howling with laughter as they all pretty much instigate the challenge between him and another Rick within their five man group of guard Ricks. Just another average day of shit talk on the job.

“Yeah, y-uEGH-Oou think so? Prove it” was all the other Rick says that make D-89 push himself off the wall he was leaning against to do just that. He’s still scanning the crowd, not looking for anything in particular and goes for the first Morty he spots that was alone. He walks up to the guard Morty, the group of Ricks glancing at each other before following behind him. “You, Morty. Front and center.” He snaps and sticks his leg out just a bit, his gloved hand pointing to his boot.

“Kiss it” No point in wasting any time about it.

@officermorty

[extrageez]

I dare you to kiss officermorty

   ❝ w — what — ?! a-aw geez, anon, i-i don’t, i-i mean, i don’t k-know him that … that well a-and … i-i … ᴬ⁻ᴬᵂ ᴹᴬᴺ, i-i don’t know about this … ❞   ａｔｔｎ: @officermorty ⬎   [ ａｔｔａｃｈｍｅｎｔ．———————  ( ► ) VIDEO FEED, 17:54:03. ]   he’s just standing there, staring at you … at least, he’s trying hard NOT TO. his eyes keep sliding to the side, cellphone-free hand fidgeting nervously at the hem of his jeans. his teeth WORRY his lower lip. it looks like he’s about to s a y something but then, before you can even guess at what’s coming, he’s closed the space between you and pressed his lips, C L U M S I L Y, AGAINST YOUR CHEEK.   — that’s what he’s AIMING FOR, anyway . . .

[tanookitheraccoon]

I drew a lil somethin for @officermorty.

(i rly like ur blog aa)

[supermortyfan]

@officermorty

When are y ou coming to stay the night???

[supermortyfan]

My heart skipping a beat seeing officer post