#officespiders

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Feitan: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let people know I don’t really care about them. 

Shalnark: That’s a genius move 

Feitan: Thanks

Shalnark: No problem, Lester. 

Feitan: ....

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Uvogin: Hey man beer me that cd!

Nobunaga: Excuse me?

Uvogin: Ya know “beer me”

Nobunaga: Lord beer me stength. 🙏

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the phantom troupe as vines

enjoy 

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hxh as vines

enjoy

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Feitan: I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe that luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.

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Illumi: Believe it or not, fire crackers are in the don't column.

Feitan:  So... you're going to provide them, then?

Illumi: No. This is a fire cracker free wedding.

 Machi: Come on. You've got to be kidding me. 

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Illumi: Shalnark, Feitan, this is my brother, Killua. He's also my best man.

Feitan: Oh yea hey kid. 

Killua: I'm sorry, it's Feitan? I thought it was Uvo?

Feitan: He thought I was your boyfriend.

Shalnark: You thought I was dating him? What the hell is wrong with you?

Illumi: It was an honest mistake.

Feitan: Shalnark, I would be proud to date you. 

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Machi: You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. 

Pakunoda: Ovaries before Brovaries.