Phantom Office

thats what she said 

[magician-puppet-spider]

Nice~

[officespiders]

When the boss is out of town and you give the rest of the troupe paid vacation days ✌️#newnumberone

[hxh1999caps]

[blacktopmojos-deactivated201903]

the holy trinity

[neetols]

Hunter X Hunter X Fashion

[officespiders]

hxh as vines

enjoy

[officespiders]

Uvogin: Hey man beer me that cd!

Nobunaga: Excuse me?

Uvogin: Ya know “beer me”

Nobunaga: Lord beer me stength. 🙏

[officespiders]

phantom troupe members ranked

13. all

12. of

11. them

10. are 

9. special 

8. in 

7. their

6. own

5. way

4. you

3. can’t

2. choose

1. Kalluto

[officespiders]

the phantom troupe as vines

enjoy 

[larvitarr]

[gzio-remade-blog]

taps my feet (tap tap tap)

[officespiders]

Illumi: Shalnark, Feitan, this is my brother, Killua. He's also my best man.

Feitan: Oh yea hey kid. 

Killua: I'm sorry, it's Feitan? I thought it was Uvo?

Feitan: He thought I was your boyfriend.

Shalnark: You thought I was dating him? What the hell is wrong with you?

Illumi: It was an honest mistake.

Feitan: Shalnark, I would be proud to date you. 

[loverholicrobotronic]

ive never read anything funnier

[officespiders]

Okay this is the best thing I’ve read all year. I’m glad to know that Phinks is brand loyal ...

[officespiders]

Feitan: I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe that luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.

[officespiders]

Machi: You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. 

Pakunoda: Ovaries before Brovaries.

[officespiders]

Gon: Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. 

Not the same moon obviously. That would be impossible. 

Killua: ...

[officespiders]

Feitan: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let people know I don’t really care about them. 

Shalnark: That’s a genius move 

Feitan: Thanks

Shalnark: No problem, Lester. 

Feitan: ....