May 27, 2025
Highest ranking government agent. Owner of the Mean Bean Cafè. Henchman and best(?) friend(?) to one world-renowned Dr. Robotnik. Here to check out this cult following I've grown here. Apparently I'm famous. AMA, I have a lot of recipes.
Favorite drink: Coconut Cortado
Favorite color: Red
Favorite streamer: Huevo Diablo
Most overrated food: Mushrooms
Hedgehogs and other alien abominations may interact, but aren't allowed to try to be funnier than me.
If you disagree with me you're probably wrong, I source my information from the smartest man in the world.
Discrimination of any kind (e.g. racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia) is not allowed here. That's just weird, man.