Agent Stone

he/him - Dr. Robotnik appreciator

[official-agent-stone]

Highest ranking government agent. Owner of the Mean Bean Cafè. Henchman and best(?) friend(?) to one world-renowned Dr. Robotnik. Here to check out this cult following I've grown here. Apparently I'm famous. AMA, I have a lot of recipes.

Favorite drink: Coconut Cortado

Favorite color: Red

Favorite streamer: Huevo Diablo

Most overrated food: Mushrooms

Hedgehogs and other alien abominations may interact, but aren't allowed to try to be funnier than me.

If you disagree with me you're probably wrong, I source my information from the smartest man in the world.

Discrimination of any kind (e.g. racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia) is not allowed here. That's just weird, man.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

WARNING

[tiffoii]

Well I’m speaking to one right now 🫵

[official-doctor-robotnik]

How dare you. I'm bisexual! You must be thinking of Agent Stone.

[official-agent-stone]

[technically-human]

Honestly, Sonic

[dunktape]

really wanted to draw a funky pose and who's better at doing funky poses than agent stone

[official-doctor-robotnik]

WHAT are you doing Stone? Freak. You shouldn't be able to move like that.

[official-agent-stone]

Dude I'm just getting down, Doctor. Yehaw

[official-doctor-robotnik]

You look possessed, sycophant.

[official-agent-stone]

,,possessed with my respect for you 🙂‍↕️

[dunktape]

really wanted to draw a funky pose and who's better at doing funky poses than agent stone

[official-doctor-robotnik]

WHAT are you doing Stone? Freak. You shouldn't be able to move like that.

[official-agent-stone]

Dude I'm just getting down, Doctor. Yehaw

[official-agent-stone]

Coconut Cortado

An incredibly creamy coconut drink.

You'll need:

▪️Full fat sweetened Pacific coconut milk

▪️Classic roast 100% Arabica blend

▪️Everything you need to make espresso

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Directions:

1. Pull two shots of espresso

2. Add milk

3. If you need sugar, your milk isn't sweet enough and you aren't a real coffee aficionado. I bet you don't even know how to pronounce aficionado. lol

[smash-or-pass-foods]

a fish e o nado

smash

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Pardon? You seeing this shit @official-agent-stone???????

[official-agent-stone]

Diabolical. Insane.

They didn't even pronounce oh-foosh-oh-noodle right >:/

[segamascott]

[official-doctor-robotnik]

@official-agent-stone MAKE ME THAT STEAMED AUSTRIAN GOAT MILK LATTE BITCH 😈

[official-agent-stone]

o7 on it doctor o7 o7

[official-doctor-robotnik]

https://x.com/smod_agnello/status/1905332525301444877?s=46&t=oBB6lMXZrSqP_ZSV3DDDOA

Why the fuck did you send me this

[official-agent-stone]

Bro...

[panic-flavored]

If you don't kiss your depressed boss during pride you're homophobic (this only applies to Agent Stone)

Happy Pride! 🥚 🏳️‍🌈 🪨

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Doctor, do you think I did good serving you today? :D

I know I'm a new robot but I still wanna know if I'm doing good :<

You did well. You can have not one ☝️ but TWO ✌️ pats on the head. You lucky thing.

[official-agent-stone]

I want that......

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Shut up and get me another latte gay boy

[faabu00]

[official-doctor-robotnik]

@official-agent-stone Us?

[official-agent-stone]

@official-doctor-robotnik Us 🙂‍↕️

[official-doctor-robotnik]

whas your favorate kind of theme park ride? i like the ufo one that spins around and you stick to the walls :)

It's hard to say. Sometimes I wanna go on a Twister and spin around real fast, but other times I just want a chill ride on a Merry-Go-Round or Ferris Wheel. I love all fair rides!

[official-agent-stone]

We should go to a theme park sometime........

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Good idea. That'd be fun. You sure you can handle the rides though?

[official-agent-stone]

Doctor,, Doctor I am so so cool, qhy would you doubt me like this,,,,

(It's ok if you can't handle the rides though doctor <3 )

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I CAN HANDLE THEM JUST FINE!!!!!!!

EVEN IF I DO THROW UP SOMETIMES. THAT'S FROM BAD CHEAP FAIRGROUND FOOD. NOT FEAR OR ANYTHING.

[official-agent-stone]

I'll shoot the cheap fairground food with my real life gun

[nikogonelubly]

[scoobit9]

Stone at home

[official-doctor-robotnik]

what do you see here?

I don't know. It's such an odd shape. I can't make anything out, really.

[official-agent-stone]

A really odd shaped penis

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Jesus Christ of course that's what you're thinking about.

[official-agent-stone]

Always, doctor B)

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Wait let me try that

[official-agent-stone]

Dotor no

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Sone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[official-agent-stone]

Yea decor egg? 🥺🥺🥺

[cannibalchicken]

[official-doctor-robotnik]

@official-agent-stone Do you remember?

[official-agent-stone]

The 21st night of September?

[everyday-cutephoto]

[official-doctor-robotnik]

@official-agent-stone, you lowkey look alike.

[official-agent-stone]

:3 I don't see it? OwO