he is to scale at least (OFMD, G)
Something short and silly for your Sunday. I realized I never wrote about Izzy getting his own figurine so, this is it. This takes place some time between in the din of... and conditioned to...
”Alright, everybody in the sitting nook!”
Jesus fucking wept. Izzy follows the others with lackluster kicks. He’d rather take a hundred sucker punches than endure this shit.
”It’s time for the unveiling of our newest team member’s figurine! I bet Pete’s done another marvelous job. Aren’t you excited, Izzy?” Bonnet claps his hands and looks at Izzy eagerly.
”Ec-fucking-static,” he drawls, then lets an awkward silence fill the sitting nook.
”Okay, guess that’ll have to do. Do the honors, Pete.”
”Behold!” Pete pulls off a small velvet cloth and reveals his creation.
Everyone stares. Then leans in and squints.
”Oh, there it is. Well, he is to scale at least,” Bonnet chirps.
”Yeah, I had to work with a magnifying glass with this one,” Pete preens.
”Incredible work. I've never seen so much anger in something so small.”
Meanwhile Pete’s latest muse fumes. ”You absolute fucking–”
Ed claps Izzy on the shoulder, holding him in place so he doesn’t climb over the table and commit another assault.
”None of that, Iz. Pete’s done his best.” Ed leans in for a closer look. ”Mind you, he’s made your tits look great.”
”Yeah, I offered some input with those,” Lucius winks. ”Accurate representation is so important."