#ofmurderbuddies

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[worsethanshallow]

ofmurderbuddies replied to your post:@cruelestdemons replied to your post:^^^ I knew...

YUP lol It’s a fave, I watch it every year xD along with Hocus Pocus! (we should try to versify THAT LOL)

omg i’ve watched it like 5 times since netflix put it back up at the beginning of the month. i’m hoping that they put the nightmare before christmas back on soon.

idk about versifying hocus pocus. i mean, it’s totally possible if we used older fcs for the girls...

[worsethanshallow]

@cruelestdemons replied to your post:

^^^ I knew she’d be down for this lmao

well, i mean a) have you met us?? and b) Practical Magic is such a classic plus it fits so well and it could be a whole lot of fun.

[theboatbuilderswife]

ofmurderbuddies replied to your post:

THANK YOU! <3 now I can put it in my reminders! hehe

                  (   No problem hun ♥ better prepare ourselves ahah   )

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Who do you think you are?

Vex was annoyed with the whole place. New world his ass. Same old shit as far as he could tell, but somehow worse. It was hot and sweaty and he had just gotten thrown out of the tavern. He hadn’t even done anything. Yet. How he stumbled into this backwater town in the middle of nowhere he had no idea. “Go south, they said. It’s gorgeous down there, they said,” he mumbled to himself as he wandered down the path looking for something to do or someone to play with. “’ow about, it’s so ‘ot you’ll want to peel your skin off. Or you’ll ‘ave nothing to do but ‘ope the bugs don’t take off with you.” He kicked a rock into the bushes. He’d come back later and have the tavern, and the tavern keeper to himself and make a night of it. The thought made him grin. At least he had something to look forward to in this living hell.

Vex heard a rumbling behind him and turned around. “Oh ‘ell no.” He lifted a hand a threw it to the side and the cart went careening into the woods. “I’m not moving for anyone. My day is bloody bad enough as it is.” He straightened his jacket and smirked. ‘Well that’s better,’ he thought with a smirk. So maybe he could salvage the day after all. He wandered over to the wreckage and was surprised that he couldn’t find anyone. He narrowed his eyes and followed a track leading away from the wreckage. At the end of it he found something that frankly surprised him. 

He leaned against a tree, crossing his arms and smirking. “I ‘ave never seen a vampire looking so bloody depressed while he’s feeding. ‘ell it’s depressing me, and I’m the one who caused the crash in the first place.” He snorted. “You could at least do me the ‘onor of enjoying yourself when you robbed me of my fun.” He raised an eyebrow. “Just what the ‘ell is wrong with you anyway? What are you, some kind of vampire with a conscience? Talk about ‘umiliating.”

@ofmurderbuddies

[worsethanshallow]

⚰ (From Enzo again! xD)

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my muse’s reaction to watching yours die from afar

this wasn’t where she had expected her day to go—kidnapped and strung up like a deer. truthfully, she should have been used to it by now, given the frequency at which it occurred. she supposed she wasn’t officially ringing in a new year if she wasn’t being kidnapped and tortured. needless to say, she wasn’t surprised when damon and enzo showed up to rescue her. she struggled against her bonds, earning herself an impatient scoff from damon. “calm down, blondie, we’re getting to that.”

“well, hurry up. i’m covered in about three days’ worth of grime and i’m starving.”

the rest of her rescue should have been filled with banter and flirting. enzo would call her ‘gorgeous’ and damon would probably roll his eyes and pretend to gag. it would have culminated with a few drinks back at the boarding house as she tried to bury her emotions under gallons of blood and bourbon. 

except everything went wrong.

it happened so quickly that caroline barely had any time to register what was happening. one of her captors appeared and enzo moved at an inhuman speed to catch him off guard, but it backfired. the captor used enzo’s momentum to thrust his hand into the vampire’s chest and rip out his heart

“no!”

damon’s and caroline’s voices echoed off the walls as the former flashed toward the captor and ( literally ) ripped his head off. but the damage was already done. enzo was dead. she hurried toward his body, bending down with her hands hovering over his chest.

“enzo…” she whispered, glancing up at damon. her vision blurred with unshed tears. “i’m sorry.” she looked back at enzo, a sob escaping her throat. “i’m so sorry.”

[incrediblyvexing]

Buffy for the fandom thing (I saw you on the dash)

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…

the first character i ever fell in love with: Willow

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Xander

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Buffy & Angel

my ultimate favorite character™: ANYA

prettiest character: ANYA

my most hated character: XANDER

my OTP: GANYA (Giles & Anya)

my NOTP: Xander & Anya

favorite episode: THE WE LOVE ANYA EPISODE

saddest death: Joyce (2nd - ANYA - are we sensing a trend yet?)

favorite season: 6 b/c Once More with Feeling

least favorite season: ehhhhh - 1?

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: XANDER

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Faith

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: ANYA

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: none really.

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship’: Giles & Jenny