06: How do you want to die?
“Just being able to die would probably be good enough.”
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
“Puh-lease. Forty-eight hours is child’s play. I once stayed up for a week straight staking out this one guy’s house. Thought he was the mafia guy that I was supposed to be murkin’. Turned out to be the mafia guy’s neighbor. Nice guy, actually. His wife’s definitely cheatin’ on him though. With the mafia guy! It was a nice little thing I like to call ‘karma’ when I found out.”
26: What are you craving right now?
“I know what you wanna hear but you know I’m not some corporate shill who will just bend over backwards and give fans whatever they want, right?! You just want me to be like “HAR HAR CHIMICHANGAS.” Well NOT TODAY, BUB! Today I want enchiladas.”
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
“Do you even know what you’re asking? You’re asking me to go through the catalogue of kisses I’ve shared with people and try to pick out the very first one. I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning. The moment I take a bullet to the head, all that shit gets scrambled. ...Oh, huh. I had eggs this morning.”
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
“Willingly? Maybe. After having my clothes torn off in an explosion or some kinda fight? Too many times to count.”