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[doorknobwielder]

sanpatron‌:

“ ‘s a little hard not t’ take a glance when you’re wearing something that looks tighter than what a gimp normally has on. ” Oh sweet mother of god what has he gotten himself into this time. “ So like what are you exactly? Some kinda mercenary I take it? Assassin? Or do you just like wearing this kinda outfit for fun? ”

“Uhh. Porque no los dos?” He wasn’t about to deny that he wore this outfit for fun. Hell, even when he was off he usually wore it, sans mask. It was pretty rare that he wore regular clothes, even though regular clothes were typically much more comfortable and roomy, he preferred to be ready for action. Or he was just too lazy to take them off. Whichever excuse suited him at the time. “Yeah. I’m a mercenary. But let’s be real. Mercenaries are usually some kind of assassin. Just a bit dirtier in our execution at times. Why? You  need someone murked? Whacked? Smacked? Cracked? You better have money, bub, I ain’t a charity case.”

[doorknobwielder]

“Oh, God! What year is it?! How long have I been in hypersleep?! Please tell me John Mulaney’s still alive!”

[doorknobwielder]

real life is kicking the shit out of me right now so my replies are gonna be a little slow till the weekend. sorry to those that’re waiting on me. i promise i  haven’t forgotten about you.

[doorknobwielder]

Your Worst Trait

Tagged by: No one. Just felt like it-- Tagging: No one, do it if ya want!

You Are An Emotionally Volatile Nightmare

Your heart guides you and sometimes that's not as dreamy or romantic as it might sound. It's true that your feelings often inspire you to heal and create, and as long as those feelings don't steer you wrong, you're capable of truly visionary accomplishments in the name of empathy and love.

Feelings, though, aren't always gentle and sweet. You know that better than anyone, because your own emotions - the same overwhelming forces that inspire you to make the world a better place - can take you to very dark places, especially if you believe that the subject of your ire has shown unwarranted cruelty toward you or something you hold dear. You know that your feelings aren't necessarily rational, but that doesn't stop you from dramatically blaming other people for causing you pain. Of course, you might not even stop at crying; that notoriously brilliant creativity might even spur you to express your wrath artistically - nothing says “emotional stability” like a morose, vengeful poem.

[doorknobwielder]

kuyuzhishi replied to your post: ❃ = dancing with them .

And yet it’s still cute anyway… bless

“I’m not trying hard enough.”

[doorknobwielder]

❃ = dancing with them .

“Y’know, if you wanted a reason to grab my butt, doc, all you had to do was ask. Didn’t have to say you wanted to dance.”

Not that he minded. And she didn’t really have her hands on his butt. Nowhere close, in fact. She was just pressed in nice and close. His hands were resting on her as well, one on her hip, the other resting in the curve of her waist. It wasn’t often that he got moments like this. Where there was just a little music. A little dancing with a pretty woman.

Quiet moments that he could savor. His life was usually chaos because that was basically what he was. A chaotic asshole who usually did something to piss everyone off. How he hadn’t driven her off yet was anyone’s guess.

[doorknobwielder]

“leave the limbs you’ve lost. they belong to me now."

“I might have lost a limb but you’re about to lose exactly one life if you try to take one of them. They’re still mine, punk.”

[doorknobwielder]

harliquinn replied to your post: ’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’

if u lose an arm it’ll grow back don’t worry about it :^)

“I don’t feel like nursing a baby arm.”

[veilled-deactivated20160315]

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

[houndfaker-moved]

veilled:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  = kissing them .  ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

[wallfighterarchive-blog]

bxthory.

                    TARANTINO FILM QUOTES MEME. 

         warning;; some of the content may be nsfw & politically incorrect.

“if you any of you sons of bitches have got anything else to say, now’s your fucking time.“ 

“you’re acting like a first year fucking thief. i’m acting like a professional.“ 

“listen kid, i’m not ‘gonna bullshit you, alright?“ 

“i may be a bastard. but i’m not a fucking bastard.”

“thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn’t you?“ 

“all you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ‘aint ‘gonna get.“ 

“you had my curiosity. but now you have my attention." 

"you silver tongue devil you.”

“i’m american, honey. our names don’t mean shit.”

“that woman deserves revenge. and we deserve to die.”

“wiggle your big toe.”

“do you find me sadistic?”

“i’m ‘gonna give you a little something you can’t take off.”

“say ‘what’ again. i dare ya. i double dare you, motherfucker.”

“leave the limbs you’ve lost. they belong to me now." 

"and what do i owe this dubious pleasure?" 

"you are all in my cool book." 

"is she dead? yes or no.”

“i’m the anti christ. you got me a vendetta kinda mood.”

“are you gonna bark all day, dog? or are you gonna bite." 

"i will never forgive your ass for this." 

"you have every right to ‘wanna get even." 

"it ‘aint suicide if you’re already dead." 

"have you ever given a foot massage?" 

"hate to shatter your ego, but this ‘aint the first time i’ve had a gun pointed at me." 

"word of advice, shit head. don’t you ever wake up.”

“you don’t owe her shit." 

"wakey, wakey… eggs and bakey." 

"i called him a miserable old fool." 

"was that a fucking set up or what?" 

"you serve the tea. i’m watching my soaps." 

"when are you ‘gonna learn that microwave food’ll kill you faster than a bullet?" 

"well, ‘aint you so sweet, you make sugar taste just like salt." 

"i’m gonna ask you questions. and every time you don’t give me answers, i’m going to cut something off." 

"under the circumstances, i think i ought to get a fucking academy award for how natural i’m acting." 

"a dogs got personality. personality goes a long way." 

"i haven’t killed anybody since 1984." 

"pride only hurts. it never helps." 

"now the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest." 

[doorknobwielder]

’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’

“Okay. Before I freak out, I need to know if it’s Bud or Lou. We all know Bud’s got a few screws loose up there but Lou’s like the silent type. You leave him alone for a while and who the hell knows what kinda mischief he’s gonna get up to?! Especially with a chainsaw! I don’t feel like losin’ any limbs today. And why did you leave a chainsaw lyin’ around knowing those two might be able to find it? C’mon now, girl!”

[doorknobwielder]

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

“Question. Who summoned you? And why? And how the hell are you able to just be summoned? Do you just have a phone line standing by and when you get a call you’re just like ‘I’m there’. And then you teleport there? ‘cause that’d be pretty cool. But you must be someone pretty important to need to be summoned. Let me guess. President of the Society for Floral Rights. I admit that I’m not the biggest advocate of floralism, given my affinity for destruction, but damnit. Flowers deserve rights too.”

[doorknobwielder]

“We save as many as we CAN, to make up for those we COULDN’T. It’s all we can do.” ( bro... )

“I know you’re tryin’ to do the whole consoling thing and all but I’m just gonna throw it out there that that’s some comic book level shit that you just said. And while I can respect that, being from a comic book universe and all, you can’t make up for lost lives. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Unless you’re a money maker, in which case you’ll get brought back to life somehow. Sometimes as an evil piece of garbage. Sometimes you’ll have less power than you had when you died. But in the end...yeah. Saving other people’s lives doesn’t make up for the lives we lost. We just gotta tighten our bootstraps and do our fuckin’ job better.”

[doorknobwielder]

“NONE of this is your fault. None of it.”

“You should probably get your facts straight before you start telling the mercenary who causes problems wherever he goes that none of it is his fault. Everyone’s quick to blame me, kid. You should probably check your judgment-o-meter or something.”

[stuupidhead]

◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

’ Why are you all wet? ‘ 

’ Aloha! ’

’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘ 

’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’

’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’

’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’

’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’

’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’

’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’

’ No more caffeine for you. ’

’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘ 

’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’

’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’

’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’

’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’

’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’

’ I didn’t teach him that. ’

’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’

’ Leave my mother out of this. ’

’ You are such a pain. ’

’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’

’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’

’ I’m lost. ’

’ Don’t interact with her. ’

’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’

’ Why do you act so weird? ’

’ You look familiar. ’

’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’

’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’

’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’

’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’

’ I hear you cry at night. ’

’ Do you dream about them? ’

’ You came back. ’

’ Nobody gets left behind. ’

’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘ 

’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’

’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’

’ Are you.. happy? ’

’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’

’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’

‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’

’ We’d raise you to be good. ’

’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’

’ I read her diary. ’

’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’

’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’

’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’

’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’

’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’

’ Stupid head. ’

’ Did you catch fire again? ’

’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’

’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’

’ Do you want to be taken away? ’

’ You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty! ’

’ My friends need to be punished. ’

’ Heard you lost your job. ’

’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ‘ 

‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’

’ He’s very persuasive. ‘ 

’ I know you had something to do with this. ’

’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’

’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’

’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’

’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’

’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’

’ This is low even for you! ’

’ You are all mine. ’

’ You know I have no choice. ’

‘  Please don’t do this. ’

’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’

’ She needs me. ’

’ Leave me alone to die. ’

’ What is that monstrosity? ’

’ Does this look infected to you? ’

’ You’d better not have rabies. ’

’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’

’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’

’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’

’ It has no place among us. ’

[actualarchive]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

[doorknobwielder]

ahawkwardguy‌:

“Yeah I won’t be surprised with you out-livin’ me. Not that I imagine living very long to begin with. You had a thing with Death? I don’t know how you still surprise me. I uh… appreciate that though. The sentiment goes both ways, if there’s anything you might need Hawkeye for.”

“Yup. She wanted me pret-ty bad, man. You’d be surprised how many people want a shot at this. And I don’t mean from a gun. You probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many people wanna shoot me with a gun. That’s pretty much like 80% of the people I know. I think Thanos got a little jealous of my thing with Death though. He doesn’t take kindly to anyone mackin’ on his lady so I’m pretty sure he made me unkillable so I couldn’t get to her. So, y’know. Got that goin’ for me. Love knowing I’m gonna outlive everyone I love and care about. Endgame needs to hurry up and come out so you guys can get rid of that dude.”