✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: i really am sorry
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: when i asked you to teach me how to cook i didn’t think it’d be this difficult
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: or flammable
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: i’ll get you a new kitchen if you want?
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: so did you
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: you know
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: 😏😏😏
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: with /both/ of my brothers?
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: ???
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: night tatia
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: i'm in bed
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: just in case you needed something pleasant and very shirtless to dream about
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: no, i am most certainly NOT going around telling people that you’re trying to steal me away from davina because your madly in love me.
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future wife: you say that well enough on your own without even actually saying anything at all