what is STEPMOTHER KLEYA 😭
LMAO that's my modern au monkleya fanfic. It's actually a spin-off to my 'Cinta Legs it Out a Window' (which is velcinta, of course), following Kleya as she gets invited to Leida Mothma's 18th birthday party.
I feel I might have posted this excerpt before, but it still makes me laugh whenever I look at it, so... Behold!
“It’s an 18-year-old’s birthday party, not a warrant for your execution.” “It might as well be.” “Probably should have thought about that before sleeping with my cousin and ending her 25-year marriage.” The taxi driver met her gaze, eyes wide, in the rearview mirror. Vel smirked and ducked her head, which was how she missed Kleya leaning over towards her, her voice pitched low and dangerous. “You need to stop saying that. She was in the middle of a divorce.” “I wonder if Leida will call you Kleya," Even in the poor light of the taxi, Kleya couldn't ignore how the corner of Vel's mouth fought to remain under control. "Or step-mom.” “Oh, fuck you, Vel.”














