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Jason: I have said it once and I will say it again; Percy can punch me in the face and I’ll be thankful.

Nico: Me too, bitch. You're not special.

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Scott: Anyway, why is archery so sexy?

Stiles: Long distance murder.

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Percy: If my S.O. ever dies, I'm getting this witchcraft shit popping. I'm getting my bitch back one way or another.

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The gods: Have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, anxiety, and survivor's guilt?

12-year-old Percy: No.

The gods: Would you like to? :)

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Percy: Fight me, you nerd-ass punk!

Jason, pinching his nose: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone?

Percy: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?!

Jason: Somehow, that is so much worse.

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Jason: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Percy: Thank you.

Jason: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Percy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Jason: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Percy: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Jason: HELP! I TOLD PERCY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Nico, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?