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Than, reading the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park.

Zag, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.

Castiel: If I died how much would you miss me?

Dean: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

OLIVIA: Is that blood?!

DRACO: ...No?

OLIVIA: That's not a question that should be answered with another question!

Dean: can you hold this for me please

Castiel : this is your hand

Dean: yeah

Yoongi: I would die for you

Taehyung: I’d die for you too

Yoongi suddenly very emotional: please don’t do that

Mikey: How tall are you?

Frank: Height is a social construct.

Mikey: So you’re short.

Eddie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Beverly: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

Mike: Tackle him

Stan: Dump him

Bill: K-kick him in the shin

Richie: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

Zagreus: I think I have a thing for tall people...

Megaera: It's not a thing for tall people if everyone is taller than you.

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