There Needs to Be an R rated Star Wars Bar
I was fortunate enough to go to Oga’s Cantina in Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge in Disney’s Hollywood Studios before the pandemic. But I’ve since had a realization that there needs to be an R rated Star Wars bar.
I’m talking done properly and officially by Disney. It should be in the strip club area of Tampa (there’s already a famous strip club that sounds like it could be from the Star Wars universe - Mons Venus), which is only a little more than a one hour drive from Disney World in Orlando. They could buy the land and donate to enough politicians to make it a reality.
In Oga’s Cantina there were a few custom Star Wars themed beers poured by cast members in basic costumes. You know what’s even cooler? Custom Star Wars strains of weed dealt under the table by Ree-Yees. An Arcona or Talz would have a hooka going for you to smoke it. The blue milk is nice, but pink cocaine would be a very immersive experience. A droid DJ is cute, but Twi’lek strippers would rake in the cash. Stormtroopers walking around and playfully harassing guests is fun, but hiding from a Mandalorian who has a bounty on you would be much more exciting.
Does this sound bad to you? We hear the Mos Eisley cantina described as, “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Someone gets their arm chopped off and it’s not a huge deal! There should be a feeling of danger.
Will this happen? No, sadly. But it would be nice if there was enough of a fan movement that Disney felt compelled to respond to the idea.