#oh!!!!

[cursed-sonic-opinions]

i need to preface my cursed opinion with some background information: taxonomically speaking, sonic the hedgehog is not a mammal. like, he can't be. mobians cannot be mammals because being a mammal necessitates being a tetrapod. the presence of six-limbed mobians implies that mobians are their own clade entirely. this clade likely shares a common ancestor with the Sarcopterygiians (the lobe finned fishes that would go on to evolve into basically every four-limbed vertebrate on earth) and may even be considered sister taxa by in-universe taxonomists. however, this means that the ancestors of mobians diverged from Sarcopterygii about... 425 million years ago.

sonic the hedgehog is more closely related to a lamprey or a leech than he is to an actual tetrapod hedgehog or human being. it doesn't get more cursed than that. :)

🦔‧₊˚✩彡

[beepsheeps]

except i do think he’d feel at peace with it

[rascheln]

[harundraws]

𝘥'𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦: whether you'll see me in 24 hours or 24 months is anyone's guess but taivan is forever

[rp-sideblog-incorporated]

"you know..."

*Campbell began talking drawing attention to himself since he just materialized into the room. He could have used the door but didn't feel like it, instead he appeared sitting on a chair*

"It bothers me that we never had the chance to meet, I always arrive when you are gone and the only things I heard from you are trouble"

- @theoneinthemiddle

*Emcee turned around from where he had been sat at his vanity. He'd been writing in his notebook with one hand while letting the nail polish on his other hand dry.*

Why now, I'm sure trouble isn't the only thing you've heard about me my familiar faced friend.

*he looked mr. Campbell up and down with mild interest, another version of himself, one he hasn't met yet.*

And you are?

[cupcakeinat0r]

Had to do a double take……….

[stackhousesookie]

DREW STARKEY by Buck Ellison for Interview Magazine