#oh ares

[hermesmoly]

Ares: I am the most courageous, most violent god in this Pantheon. Every mortal fears me.

Athena: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Ares: I paid for my cheetos. I am getting my cheetos.

[withlovefromolympus]

Hera: ares, I told you this morning, no weapons on the dinner table

Ares: you said the breakfast table earlier

Hera: it’s the same table!!

Ares: it is???

[pfctsrms]

Artemis like the lesbian she is lets all men know she can kill you and delight in it. There's always a need for new prey after all.

[withlovefromolympus]

Hestia: uh, where’s the chocolate bar advent calendar I got you? I haven’t seen you with it. Oh no- did you not like it??

Ares: wha- no, I loved it! I followed the instructions and had a candy bar every hour on December 1st, so it’s gone

Hestia: every…hour?

Ares: yes….there were 24 spots…24 hours in a day

Hestia:

Ares:

Hestia:

Ares: Just figured out why I had diarrhea on December 2nd