#oh chekov

[paradoxymora]

Wiolation of neutral zone treaty.

[captaincrusher]

He’s just not that into you.

[spockvarietyhour]

Chekov, a miserable expression on his face, was braced against the control console, his Kyrosian shorts down around his ankles. McCoy finished applying an antiseptic spray to one bare buttock, then sprayed a layer of flesh-colored foam that hardened to a thin, flexible sheet. (...) "What happened to you?" Kirk demanded with a grin. Chekov pulled up his shorts and turned so that Kirk could see a jagged tear in their seat. "Damn (pack animal) bit me, sir."

Spock, Messiah!

[stargazeonafullmoonnight]

We are looking for nuclear wessels.

Chekov

[astrotheyge]

[moonspren]

"Vodka does not count. Is Russian drinking water. Cures shyness and also the flu virus."