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Went to dinner with my fam. It was great and the server was super nice, recognized my necklace and we’re both going to college

My dearest father then said really frickin loud “should we see if that young man is single?”

#oh dad #he is partly deaf so he doesnt have control of his volume bless him #i uuuuuh did leave my number tho #smiles rambles

i’m always cautious about my language in front of my parents, and my mom just told me my dad is still shook about the time two years ago when i was driving and called someone a dick without thinking about my dad being in the car with me

#oh dad if only you knew that out of your hearing i could make a sailor blush #my mom is also always going on about #'swearing just makes people sound so ignorant'#' i mean look at you! you don't need to swear to express yourself!'#oh mother i'm a fucking artiste with my profanity #just not in your hearing #i can have a lovely bank of very descriptive words #but still use fuck for flavor and spice #apparently after dickgate my dad got home #and took my mom aside HORRIFIED at my use of coarse language #oh dad #i'd have to buy you pearls to clutch if you found out how i actually talk

Cultural appropriation, 1955.

#also have one of him taking a siesta a minute later #oh dad #slide #photograph #1955

Hmmm, so Taron's dad changed his last name from Slater to Railton?

Going by this facebook post, maybe David Slater was his stage name?

because then in the comments:

So. Still right. Also, thank you anon, I now have this man's facebook lmao

#answered #oh dad #david railton #taron egerton #taron's dad

my dad brought home a beautiful wooden crate today that i had been eyeing on fb marketplace, even though i had given him one of my wire crates

dad: might be too small for beau...

me: i’ll take it

dad: nope he fits!!!

dad: (leaves beau in the crate)

beau: (immediately gets his head stuck in one of the gaps and screams until my brother frees him)

beau: (a known wood chewer, shockingly, chews the wood crate)

beau: (chews up all cords near the crate)

me: can i have the crate now

dad: (disassembles entire crate in rage)

#text #oh dad #he was sooooo mad at beau last night #I’m like #he’s a baby #i had worked with him earlier that day and he was perfect #he has so much food drive and loves just to head ‘good boy’#last night my dad left the front door open and told beau ‘stay right there don’t go anywhere’#in what world would he know what that complete sentence means #and in what world does a puppy just do that without having ever been taught #he also complains about beau’s issue with waking up ANGERY if u accidentally nudge him #but like #he doesn’t do anything about it #beau doesn’t snap at me or growl when i move him #maybe has something to do with me being the only one who respects his space and rewards him for reacting calmly 🙃

My dad is just mass sending me Obi-Wan memes I love him

#'why does a force ghost get tired sigh and sit on a log?'#oh dad #my dad is too old for this sith #obi wan kenobi

Oh Dad...

Deary me, this sounds like something my dead would do exactly... Thank goodness it’s not like that anymore.

#Oh Dad #tw coronavisrus #tw earthquakes #lucifer's thoughts #lucifer; muses #ice; luci #lucifer morningstar #God #lucifer on netflix #I didn't make queue do anything

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