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the way leno was originally tagged on the insta pic (but not a collaborator.....) and then suddenly he's not tagged at ALL. Ohhh Leno....did you untag yourself because you didn't get the collab tag. Can he ever be LOVED?

i just reblogged mac’s post w this lore bc. WHAT. notably he DID still like wills post which is maybe the most loserdog thing he has ever done. between this and the cameos it’s a humiliation summer for our boy lean. and this on top of the euro torment nexus that was worlds… where he won his player of the game tissot watch that inquiring minds have noted he may have worn in this very insta pic. like. oh leno. can he ever be loved genuinely. will he ever escape that fuckass basement

#do they know they’re not still in high school anymore #i guess they are still like. 21. but STILL #tissot spotting credit goes to hannah and beth #oh leno #my loserdog #can he be loved genuinely #ryan leonard #will smith hockey #wsh2 #asks #2026 offseason

“john has groomed him exactly how he needed to be”

#sorry i’m thinking about leno again #have i read this article before? yes! does it feel like getting run over by a bus every time? also yes!#leno being bigger and stronger and better than john but he can never stop being the little kid in the basement #just trying to please his older brother #UGHHHHHHHHHH #obligatory kat leno tag ->#oh leno #can he ever be loved genuinely #ryan leonard #john leonard

Leno cameos really reinforcing the fact that this man has never formed a thought in his entire life

Hes seriously useless.... love him 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

#into asks #OH LENO

You’re laughing. This happened like a week after Rutger McGroarty audibly yelled “nobody likes you!” to him in front of god and all his Caps teammates during a game on a national broadcast and you’re laughing.

#ryan leonard #oh leno #marmon BC line costume-gate or whatevs #bless his heart

New Leno Cameo has hit the timeline, wherein he says the line "um, yeah, it's, it's been, uh, it's been a great summer for weather standpoint, and, uhmmmm, hope you've been able to get outside and really, uhmm, utilize the sun and have some fun" in what is the genuinely the stupidest voice imaginable

“utilise the sun” god i hate him, leno. leno pls. when will they let you be a real boy at last.

also of note: “great summer from a weather standpoint” is it leno? is it? bc my train was delayed almost 3 hrs today, due to it being the hottest day in 13 years over here, so IS IT a great july, weather-wise? IS IT

and finally anon u lowk buried the shit out of the lede there bc is this ryan confirming he did in fact secure yet another invite to the annual smith hockey cape fourth of july shindig? leno trotting his loserdog way over to wills cape cod cottage where he is going to call colleen mrs. mom by accident as he hovers, arms akimbo, in yet another painful outfit that clashes horribly with the colour coordinated couples costume that will and gabe are rocking as they gigglewhisper in the east bay window about how bad leno is at cameo like holy shit smitty did he really say you can hit the ball sooo much further than he can lol and okay but gabo he deadass said you might be better at hockey than he is lmaooooo

#again. someone fire leno’s voice actor and hire someone who doesn’t sound like the bullied wimpy kid in a 90s afterschool special #i’m begging #all these tragic potential narries (brother grooming! will abandonment!)#and he’s stuck with this fuckass everybody loves raymond ass voice #oh leno #can he be loved genuinely #i hope he has a delightful time at the cape and eats all of the grilled buttered corn on the cob his heart desires #ryan leonard #guy of all time #bc line #in spirit #gabe perreault #by mention #lenocameo #2026 offseason

will and leno are on the roster at shoulder check. nearly dropped my coffee when i saw. the potential narratives the webweaving opportunities im vibrating at frequencies previously unknown to science.

yesssss!!! was just chatting with @czargasm abt this. SO many questions. are will and leno back to normal? can will and leno ever be normal about each other? is leno going to avoid will bc he’s still pissy about that fuckass bronco shoot? is leno going to rough will up against the boards a bit for ditching worlds bc of some stupid “shoulder” “injury” “rehab” or what the fuck ever? are will and leno going to have rough miserable nostalgic mean and just a little bit sentimental sex in a slightly rundown fairfield ct hotel room, where leno pretends he doesn’t care, actually, and squeezes will’s hips hard enough to bruise but also takes the time to warm the lube between his fingers bc he remembers will hates the startling chilled damp of it, otherwise, and will bites down on a pillow and even he doesn’t know if it’s to avoid giving leno the satisfaction of hearing will call his name or to avoid hurting leno by calling out a different one?

(no, no, yes, maybe, definitely)

#can i be your wound that never heals etc #leno is never ever getting over will. but will is never ever letting go of leno #both will and leno doing their god damn best to pretend that mack doesn’t exist but of course he’s there with them in that hotel room #present in the way that will won’t look leno in the eyes and the way leno won’t kiss will on the mouth #and the way that neither of them can talk about really anything at all #up to you whether or not willmack have hooked up yet in this narry #i think not which almost makes the spectre of mack loom even larger. but ymmv #willleno #will smith hockey #wsh2 #ryan leonard #guy of all time #oh leno #can he be loved genuinely #shoulder check showcase 2026 #2026 offseason #271 #in spirit #asks

a collection of lyrics that ryan leonard listened to live and in person shoulder to shoulder with his most complicated situationship:

bonus for his complicated relationship with his brother:

#except of course that he still idolizes john and doesn’t seem to realize that there’s something not right there #but the willleno stuff is RICH for the narratives #the ONLY thing that would have been more insane would have been godlight #ryleno song of all time lwk #catholic new england complicated family dynamics: the album and leno saw it live with will smith #i lied btw it’s actually 30x funnier if gabe was there #also if i had the history with a friend that leno has with will listening to this with them would make me want to run them over with my car #like so genuinely that’s WILD #an emotional willleno evening at fenway #oh leno #ryan leonard #will smith hockey

Ok wait the last anon was also me I cannot read (often to my detriment 😭) BUT will AND leno and older men is very much of interest, not just leno and older men (I love ur theories sm ❤️❤️)

tyyyy anon <3 look, cant talk freely here. my dms are open. but js know leno/spencer carbery has me in a chokehold rn. do i think leno, with his bone-deep older brother issues née sublimated daddy issues, has a weird thing abt authority and pain and being pushed to do better / publicly humiliated that stems from calling john leonard “sir” while said older brother shot pucks at leno in the basement, that has affected every single coaching and also sexual (sometimes, maybe even often, one and the same) relationship in his perfectly pathetic scruffable wet dog life? maybe. (and carbery lowk is... not ugly. for a bald nhl coach.)

as for will. his people pleasing tendencies, documented penchant for tough love, pretty face and big blue eyes, plus his stint in the famously fucked up program all set him up nicely for a pretty loaded backstory and/or fucked up psyche, dont they? @passtheseppie explores the extremes of that beautifully in their latest fic (heavy cw, in case not obvi from this lead-up)