#oh lorna

[strangenewwords]

Astonishing X-Men #62 (2004)

[jdheneizud]

My friend Lorna just said "why would you put a plant in your mouth?" ... Long pause with me looking at her like what the fuck... "Oh yeah food. Like carrots and stuff" And this is why she's not allowed to drive home until tomorrow morning.

[metamorphosisangel]

Whenever I sneeze in my house, I always purposefully add this really loud, awful scream to it and my mom is convinced that I have no control over it, so she told me today that she's really concerned about me getting a job and going to college with a sneeze like that.  

[goulets]

tifferini replied to your post “mmhmm [[MOR]whO IS UR FAVORITE SUPERHERO: OBVS alfred motherloving...”

That story about your brother and mom. Omg lol.

AND YOU HAVE MET MY MOM SO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY THAT ACTUALLY IS

[goulets]

my mom just said "I hope at the end of the final season of supernatural, sam goes back to amelia and dean goes back to lisa and ben and she finally tells him that ben is his real son"

ha

hahahaha

[avalencias]

oh baby girl

i knew it was coming and i still can't take it

oh betty