I don't know how new (probably, not very new) or real (hope, it's not) or funny this actually is, but it does ring a little bell, doesn't it?
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what ? Pilot: Yes, Sir!
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Controller: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago? Pilot: Negative, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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Controller: Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading. Pilot: Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345 ...
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Pilot: FLX 30, we just have a few gallons of fuel. Tower: Please give us your position, we don't see you at the radar. Pilot: We are standing at runway 2 and want to know, when the fuel truck will come.
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Tower: ...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centreline on that approach. Pilot: That's correct. And my First Officer was slightly to the right.
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Pilot: Tower, give me a rough timecheck. Tower: It's Tuesday, Sir.
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Tower: Lufthansa 893, number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger...(after some time)...We've checked the workers, they are all working.