I’m dying over this
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I’m dying over this
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Me too kid…me too!!
youre telling me he was sitting there cheeseing over his (and his) goals against flower in his jock the entire time?!
WIP Wednesday
Tagged by @thequeenofthewinter!!! I've been working on a short about Sophrine's adventures at the Thalmor Embassy party, so here's a wee snip from that. I tag @elavoria, @inkysqueed, and @bretongirlwrites.
She snapped her fingers. “Siddgeir, eyes front. It’s me.” Siddgeir blinked and tore his eyes away from her bodice. “Soph…” “Shhh!” she hissed. “For the purposes of this party, I’m Arabella Beauchamp. Now smile and say ‘Hello, Lady Arabella’ like we’re old friends.” Siddgeir was a fool, but an obedient one. “Dear Lady Arabella!” he exclaimed. “How nice to see you. You’re looking as ravishing as always.” He lowered his voice. “I love this. What are we doing? Is there intrigue afoot?” “Buckets of it. I’ll explain later, I promise. For now, I just need to get into the kitchen without being noticed. Can you cause a distraction?”
Excuse me. Is that a beauty competition, or hockey?
does paul use whole wheat noodles or good noodles
First off, whole wheat noodles are the good noodles, but... C’mon. It’s Paul. He is Wonderbread. He is white noodles. They taste more plain, and therefore he prefers them. What a dope.