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Probably not what they meant, but all of A03 is here for it!

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry crave #kip grady #scott hunter #scott x kip #kip & Scott #the kiss #a03 fanfic #ao3 #ao3 abo #ABO

Canoe Kitties watching Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird

#heated rivalry #stupid canadian wolf bird #wolf bird #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #the cottage #wildlife #aw kitty #Instagram

serenthelioness

Connordoodle

Shoutout to whoever compiled this

aume

omg Conner-Doodle!!! I want one.

#connor storrie #heated rivalry #heated rivalry crave #ilya #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #shane x ilya #cuteness aggression

beloved-child-of-the-house

aftercare for posting on ao3

beloved-child-of-the-house

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

aume

Aftercare for posting on AO3😆

🧃🍊🍫

#aftercare #aftercare for AO3 posters #aftercare for AO3 readers #ao3 #ao3org #ao3 writer #ao3 reader #your good enough your smart enough and gosh darn it people like you #have some water #here’s some chocolate #slice of orange?

komaami

Tell your cat I said pspsps 😸

aume

Pspspspspspssss! 🐈 🐈‍⬛

#hudson williams #connor storrie #heated rivalry #ilya #shane hollander #shane x ilya #tell your cat I said pspspspspssss

theyoungeragrippina

i am an asexual person experiencing edging for the first time how do yall do this

aume

You know he did this on purpose. The only thing anyone is anticipating more than seeing his arrival is seeing them see each other.

#hudson please………#hudson williams #met gala #come out come out wherever you are #such a tease #you get edged #…and you get edged #heated rivalry #heated rivalry crave #connor storrie

sunnypeachyy

Connor Storrie | Met Gala 2026

aume

I love Conner - he is in turn sweet, then enchanting and sylvan and then is suddenly dangerously predatory and hot like burning.

How, then, did he end up with Emperor of Rome hair and a plain suit, with a blouse that has a tail mimicking Hudson’s recent look at, of all things, the Met Gala?

#connor storrie #met gala #emperor of Rome #how did this happen #he deserves better #he deserved so much better #he deserves the world

🕯️🕯️🕯️

#pens lb #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #kris letang #anthony mantha #we just need one. we can do this. please.#we can do this #please

littlelinguaphile

aume

🙏 please

#pens lb #we just need one. we can do this. please.#sidney crosby #hockey #pittsburgh penguins #hockey nonsense #evgeni malkin

etheltempest

PENS WIN ‼️

aume

🤣🐧🔪

#pens lb #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #hockey #kris letang #evgeni malkin

#pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #kris letang #marc andre fleury #we wish #we won #pens lb #hockey

louiselouve

Yeahhhhh survival 🥳

aume

Yaaaassssss!

#pens lb #sidney crosby #hockey #pittsburgh penguins #phew #phewww #phew that was close #kris letang

heymacy

it's so funny to me how scott and kip are drinking smoothies and buying novelty socks and moving at the speed of lesbians, meanwhile shane and ilya are stuck in individual saw traps but the saw traps are their minds and they forgot the instructions

aume

“Moving at the speed of lesbians” 🤣🤣.

I want that option on the warp engines in the next Star Trek movie. 🍿

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane x ilya #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #speed of lesbians #scott x kip #scott hunter #kip grady

quillquiver

I heard we were talking about high!Ilya on painkillers today and I know it’s cheesy but I do think Mr. Big Husband Guy would absolutely be one of those dudes who looks at Shane after he comes out of a minor procedure and just. Loses his shit. Huuuuuge smile, cannot stop looking at Shane and calling him beautiful and nice and asking him questions in a very poor attempt at flirting. He thinks he’s being slick when he outright asks if Shane is married.

And Shane is like, “yeah, I’m married to you.”

This is the greatest news Ilya has ever heard. “What?” He asks, happy tears springing to his eyes. “Me?”

“Yeah.”

“For real?”

“Yeah, Ilya, of course. I love you; we’re married.”

“You love me?”

“Yeah,” Shane laughs. “A lot.”

“Wow. Wow.” Ilya is stunned. “I really married you?”

“Yeah look.” Shane takes his hand and shows him the wedding band on his finger before showing off his own. He presses a sweet, chaste kiss to Ilya’s mouth and the poor guy melts.

“Oh wow,” Ilya sighs. Then pauses. “Wait, come back here. We’re married, come—”

And that’s how Shane manages to find himself sloppily making out in Ilya’s tiny hospital bed, with Ilya murmuring wow every other kiss.

aume

Love this. Would pay money to see this!!

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