okay what about sterek grocery store AU where stiles is dumping very strange healthy crap in his cart and derek is weirded out but fascinated
Alright but my mind went in a different direction here,forgive me.
Derek Hale who is a total health freak – who has green drinksevery morning, who works out relentlessly, who replaces his bread with lettuceleaves.
Derek Hale who makes all his own food from scratch, who buysthe healthiest produce - always organic, where he can.
Derek Hale who is fed up of his sisters teasing him, ofbeing told he’s weird, all because he likes looking after his body.
Derek Hale who sees his man – this fucking gorgeous man – loading up his shopping card with kaleand wheatgrass and buckwheat pasta and falling a little bit in love because all that is healthy on a sex stick.
Derek doesn’t really know what he’s doing but his feet do,as he walks towards said man – walks towards him, puts his hand out, smiles andsays, “I have a coupon for the kale, if you want one.” And god, it’s the worst pick up line in the history of pick up lines but it –for whatever reason – works. Gorgeous guy lights up, stutters out a shy thanks, taking the coupon Derek offershim.
Stiles Stilinski who eats appallingly. Everything he buys,everything green and colourful and good? Yeah,that’s all for his dad. But this dude – this dude, who is sex on legs and hasthe cutest bunny teeth imaginable – thinks he’s like him– healthy. And fuck, Stiles has got butterflies in his stomach and this guy, for whatever reason, is smiling at him and asking him if hewants to maybe grab a juice at the smoothie bar across the street and Stiles –Stiles stupidly blurts out that he loves thatplace. He knows he shouldn’t say that, especially not when Sexy BunnyTeeth practically gives him heart eyes because, Really? You’re the first person I’ve met who likes that place!
Stiles Stilinski who pretends for six fucking months to be a vegan because, yup, that came out of his idiotic mouth too on that first day and he just…couldn’t find a way to take it back.
Stiles Stilinski who, somewhere between meeting Sexy BunnyTeeth and falling in love with Derek Hale, goes from shovelling burgers andcurly fries down his throat like he’s consuming oxygen to waking up before Derek andmaking them smoothies, before doing yoga. Stiles Stilinski who goes from playing video games everyevening to going on evening runs. Stiles Stilinski…who is so far fucking goneon Derek Hale he changes his lifestyle forhim. (”Karma is a bitch, son.” “Shut up and eat your vegetables, dad.”)
Stiles Stilinski who tells Derek on their first anniversaryif he doesn’t have a burger, a milk shake, something, right now, he’s going to die. Stiles Stilinski who waits for the fall out, for Derek to askhim what the fuck or to leave orlaugh or something, but all he’s metwith is, “if you aren’t vegan, why didn’t you just…eat junk food when I wasn’tthere?” Stiles Stilinski who opens and closes his mouth several times beforesaying, “I don’t know. I just wanted to…I didn’t want you to leave. I just wanted tobe someone you could…love.”
Derek Hale who is so gone on this fucking idiot, who leansin after several painstakingly long moments, brushes his lips against Stiles’ and whispers, “I knew I saw you eyeing up hot dogs the other day.” Laughs, takes Stiles’ hand, says, “Just marry me and we’ll call it even.”
Stiles Stilinski, who almost accidentally stabs himself with afork in an attempt to throw himself across the restaurant table, relief pouring through him, knocking aplate of curly fries to the floor as he yells yes over and over, peppering kisses and I love yous across Derek’s face.
“You’re such an idiot,” Derek kisses back. “You could be made of junk food and I still wouldn’t leave you, you know.”
“Your idiot?” Stiles grins, batting his eyelashes.
Derek rolls his eyes, fond. “My idiot.”
