#oh voldemort

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Honestly given all the batcrap crazy things we know about the wizarding world two lesbians having a kid without a donor is probably one of the more normal things that happens

I do not know if this is in reference to Nyx and Ali or a couple I do not know, but I suppose you are correct. Though the story is that Nyx and Ali did have a donor - it just absolutely was not me. 

[its-a-bleepin-alien]

The problem with Voldemort's death scene

was that I couldn't stop laughing because while this was happening 

all i could think of was

[aworldoforange]

Why Voldemort should not be a stage magician.

Voldemort: For my next trick I will need a volunteer. (points out into crowd)

Voldemort: Yes you, the little girl in the pink shirt. Come up here.

Voldemort: (when girl is standing on stage next to him) What is your name?

Girl: Kendra.

Voldemort: Well Kendra, today you're going to help me pull a rabbit out of my magic hat.

Kendra: What do I have to do?

Voldemort: Just wave your wand over the hat like this (takes her hands and helps her)

Voldemort: Now, all you have to do is say the magic words which are...

Crowd of children: (replies) Abracadabra.

Voldemort: No! The magic words are...

Voldemort: AVADA KADAVRA!

[cheneelouiise-blog]

I think it's funny when Voldy says Avada Kedavra. Sorry this post is totally random but his voice just popped in my head. harrypotter4L tho<3

[pocketfulofpotter]

Baldimor.

Ara: Denise! I have watched HPDHp2 already. I cried nga, eh.

Me: I cried, too. :(

Ara: I now understand the story. Who's the guy nga with the flat nose? Si Baldimor ba 'yon? He's so bad!

Me: What? Baldimor?! Hahahahaha, his name is Voldemort! Not Baldimor. lol Nakakatawa ka talaga. 8D

Ara: Ay, sorry! Sorry. Akala ko Baldimor. Voldemort pala 'yon.

Me: Hahahahaha!

[pensieveforyourthoughts]