Jan 25
AUAUAUAAHAHHHHHHHHH I WISH I COULD BE A FATHER SO BAD. I LOVE MY NON-EXISTENT HYPOTHETICAL CHILD!!!!! IM CRUING STOP.
#WE COULD PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND SHIT TOGETHER AND I COULD COMFORT THEM WHILE THEY CRY#AND AAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUFGHFHSJHDJFHDJDHDJFHDH#olli yaps to the wall#OH. GOD.#AND I COULD FUCKING READ TO THEM AND SING THEM TO SLEEP AND STROKE THEIR HAIR AND MAKE THEM THEIR FAVORITE FOOD WHENEVER THEYRE SAD#AAUAUAUAUAUAAHAHAHAUAGASHSHDHHHHHHGHHH#but then again id rather be waterboarded twice every week than actually be a parent#for their sake and mine
