wait what happened I stopped watching reign
girl. let me tell you a story.
basically reign has found a way to ruin my life in even more painful and dramatic ways than i ever thought possible.
so basically, francis was being super wishy washy about letting mary and louis have protection or not have protection to do their business at court
so mary and louis tried to run away together but that didnt work
and then francis got really sick and mary thought it was her fault
then he decided not to give them protection and everyone blamed her for getting him sick which makes no fucking sense
and then mary told louis they couldn’t run away together anymore
then louis’ life was threatened because obviously everyone hates him and mary for falling in love
so he decides to marry the fucking queen of england through proxy.
but then THAT doesn’t work because all documents were destroyed of the wedding so now everyone is looking for blood because conde must die
then mary helps him try to escape which is basically the total end of their relationship and louis STILL gets caught and francis says he has to die and mary cried and i cried and i’m still crying
but then the queen of england’s people freed louis and now he’s basically inciting a riot to take over the french throne
and as if wasn’t enough to ruin the one decent ship this show ever had, they decided to ruin EVERY SINGLE DECENT SHIP THE SHOW HAS EVER HAD
so now bash/kenna is kaputz, greer and leith are NOT getting married and are completely over, and can i just mention AGAIN that mary and louis are over because i’ll never be over it