#ohgodicant

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“ Love is like a talking pony. First you’re like ‘Oh, cool. A talking pony!’ Then it says something really nasty to you, and hurts your feelings. Then you take drugs to get along with the pony.”

Rihanna via The Key of Awesome

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Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve been tagged

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1.- If you could turn into anything for a week, what would you turn into and why? (We’re talking about animals, other people, mythical creatures, inanimate objects, plants, etc.)

I would be god.

2.- If you had the chance to create one law and imply it over the entire world without any questions asked or neglect, what would it be?

I need servants to carry me everywhere at all times.

3.- What is your soul animal and why?

Manatees. They just kind of sit there and float around and they're super awesome.

4.- Quick! You’re stranded on a deserted island with only a lighter, a flashlight, toilet paper and a flying elephant. What do you do?

Where the hell did you get a flying elephant?

5.- What is your favorite color and why?

Grey because I'm super boring.

6.- Name on of the fandoms you belong to, any fandom, and why you are in it? If you’re not in any fandoms, explain why?

I superwholock, mostly super, I'm a fan of the Hannibal fandom, though I haven't seen any because it's not on netflix. Harry Potter, Hunger Games,  Percy Jackson, etc etc. I never got around to seeing the avengers or the hobbit, but I've read all the lotr books so if that counts? I started reading homestuck but ADD and yeah...

7.- What is the acceleration of a vehicle that is driving at 75 kilometers per hour up hill, considering that this hill is located on an alien planet which’s gravity pull is 67 m/s^2? Just kidding, what’s your zodiac sign?

Pisces yay fish

8.- If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go, what would you take, who would you take, and what would you do once you get there?

*Whom would you take. Sorry, I'm THAT girl. Uhmmmmmmmmmm I would probably just go to a lot of concerts and stuff cos I'm not even sort of creative

9.- So there was this one time I went to the mall with some friends and I we were in the food court and I went over to buy some chili cheese nachos but I slipped and I dropped my chili cheese nachos and I nearly cried. What has been one of your saddest or most embarrassing moment?

I don't really get embarrassed that easily, but I'm super awkward so we'll say that counts. Soo I spent the night at my sister's apartment one time and we played cards against humanity (basically a dirty version of apples to apples) with my sister, her boyfriend, her room mate who is my boyfriend's sister, and some random dude from our church. yeahhhh that's a thing that actually happened. It was fun but also like yeah.

10.- If you were on the Titanic back in 1912 the night it sunk and found out that it was in fact sinking and had approximately  2 hours before the ship hit the ocean floor, what would you do? I would tell people but be really dramatic about it and they would all think I was crazy and then I when sunk I would be all like told you so and then we'd all die

11.- I love going to gas stations for two reasons! One: the smell of gasoline. Two: Quick trip to the 7-11 next to the gas station. Do you like the smell of gasoline? What would you buy if you had 500$ but could only spend it at 7-11? (P.S. I would buy as much beef jerky and Dr. Pepper as possible.) I hate the smell of gasoline so much omg. I would spend the entire $500 on skittles. #SemiIronicYolo

————————————————————————————— Questions for youuu 1. Favorite band(s) and song(s)?

2. Why is your URL what it is?

3. Favorite celebrity?

4. Super power of choice?

5. Favorite animal?

6. Favorite subject?

7. Would you rather live a normal life but never see season 3 of Sherlock or see it then be eaten by a bear immediately afterwords?

8. Guilty pleasure?

9. Favorite book?

10. Is there anything you started using ironically at first but now it's almost serious?

11. Describe your ideal au for your life. Would you go to Hogwarts or The Capitol or Narnia or would you make up your own?