#oho ho

[morelikeravenbore]

✨ WIP [insert day]

Thank you for the tags @myokk & @theladyofshalott1989 my beloved angels!

Here's Healer!Sebastian treating an outbreak of Spattergroit in Pitt-Upon-Ford for chapter five of Last Light. This snippet contains some MILD 💍 SPOILERS 💍 though so READER BEWARE ‼️‼️

The first widow Sebastian encountered — a very pretty young woman whose husband had followed a Hinkypunk into a bog and never returned — was so grateful for his quick intervention in the case of her daughter's illness that she developed a sudden and alarming blindness for wedding rings. As a result, he spent every follow-up appointment futily waving his ring in front of her face while she fluttered her lashes, touched his arms and made hard-to-ignore innuendos that grew increasingly more scandalous as the days wore on.

But it didn't stop there.

More prevalent than the Spattergroit outbreak, wedding ring blindness swept through the hamlet at an alarming rate. Highly contagious, some of the women — namely those single daughter's of marrying age — had gone so far as to paint their skin in spots and launch into swooning fits the moment Healer Sallow arrived to examine them. After three days of brandishing his ring like garlic at a coven of thirsty vampires, he'd threatened to put the entire hamlet into indefinite lockdown if the number of active cases climbed any higher, and was thusly pleased to add "miraculous Spattergroit recoveries" to his growing list of accomplishments.

Typically speaking, Sebastian wasn't the type of man who shunned — nor even begrudged — the advances of the fairer sex, but he wore that ring for one woman and one woman only.

Tagging some new moots who I'd like to get to know better, but please feel free to share your WIPs regardless of being tagged or not! 🫵 @scriptumsempra @elisalsaa @peppermint7rose2 @kyomi-nomi

[centerofreality]

I absolutely loved the last one I requested so I was wondering if I could get headcannons for kiyru and majima with male s/o who was a cop or was playing prey(the 2017 one.) (Pick your poison)

I don’t really know Prey so I hope you don’t mind I do the first option! Oh man, I had such a hard time with this so it’s really short. Sorry for the wait!

Kiryu and Majima with a Male Cop S/O HCs

Kiryu:

You were just an average cop who tagged along with Date. You admire him a lot and you had asked to be his assistant in some way.

There, you had met Kiryu who turned out to be nicer than he looked.

You didn’t expect to fall for him and Kiryu didn’t either as it seems.

Date warned you at first about the consequences that could happen if ever the two of you date.

“I respect it, Y/N. You care for him and he cares for you too but it’s not going to be taken well by others. You could get fired and targeted. Or worse! Just... be careful, alright?”

“I will, Date-san. I promise.”

The both of you didn’t date during the events of Kiwami, with Kiryu focusing more on finding Yumi, and the 10 billion yen.

But after that, when Kiryu’s come to terms with his feelings, The both of you were inseparable and not afraid to protect the other.

Even if times are rough, the both of you have gotten close in the time you got to know each other.

You understand that Kiryu might not have moved on with Yumi so you told him that you can both take it slow.

“Thanks, Y/N.” He looks at you, looking more solemn than he is before.

You only offer him a small smile, “I’m willing to wait, Kiryu-san.”

Before Kiryu and Haruka left somewhere out from Kamurocho, you had spent most of your time with them.

Kiryu thinks that you and Haruka really hit it off well. The both of you are were more accustomed to what’s popular these days than him.

You always call him an old man because of it.

Kiryu never told the Tojo Clan about you because he didn’t want to tarnish your reputation as a cop. You were his lover but it was clear you love your job as well.

Majima was damn near shaking when he heard Kiryu had a relationship with a man. He might even approach and flirt with you for the shits and giggles.

“Huh, you’re actually quite handsome! Kiryu-chan’s a lucky guy!”

Majima:

You knew all about what Majima does around Kamurocho and unfortunately for you, you were the one in charge of handling him as you patrol.

Majima knew all about you and took his time teasing you.

He would openly flirt with you in many ways you can imagine.

“What are you going to do with that handcuffs, officer?~”

“I’m arresting you, that’s what.”

When Kiryu’s nowhere to be found, Majima would target you instead.

Kiryu would actually leave you to be in the eye-patched man’s grasps. Sorry Y/N.

When you’re patrolling around the Millenium Tower, you would feel a looming presence behind you.

You’ll turn and have a heart attack, seeing Officer Majima standing right behind you.

“What the-?!?!”

“Hiya, fellow Officer!!”

Surprisingly, Officer Majima’s a nice coworker to work with. He helps you with your duties too.

Although he keeps on flirting with you and you’re unsure as to why. You would lie if you say you weren’t beginning to enjoy it though.

As you walked around the city with Officer Majima following behind, skipping in his steps. You only paused, causing him to bump into you.

“Hey, what’s the holdup?” He asked, adjusting his hat.

“Why do you keep flirting with me?” You frowned at him when he blinked and started to laugh.

He would only pull you to a nearby alley where no one would see.

He would tilt your head up. Grinning when he sees your widened eyes.

“Isn’t it obvious, officer? I like you.”

[fieriframes]

[A close up of food, caption: Oho-ho!]

[snogfairy]

little sneakpeek bc wow how long has it been

His brows rose as he followed her train of thought and, upon finding what she said was true and being displeased by it, he just ground his teeth and crossed his arms and managed to look, if possible, even grumpier than before.  

“Inuyasha,” he suddenly said, and the single word hung in the air between them.

“Um?”

“My name.”

“Ah.” Kagome blinked, unsure how to proceed. He wasn’t looking at her anymore, but somehow the mood in the room had shifted. A change in light, perhaps. A crack in the armour. A smile tugged at the corner of her lip, and she was glad he didn’t see.

Inuyasha. This guy sure was a piece of work.

[koichiidesu]

11!

**RULES: **Share 11 facts about yourself, answer 11 questions provided by the tagger, tag 11 awesome people and leave 11 questions for them to answer!

Tagged by: @silencearcher​ HEY HEY HEY! ;)))

11 facts:

My PE teacher back in my high school senior year wanted me to play volleyball because of my height but I refused since my interest was on tennis at that time. Blame Prince of Tennis yo. XD

I just learned to play Mahjong. Dad taught me and we only play with the family. No bets allowed.

I don’t know how to play scrabble.

I like yellow flowers, esp. sunflower.

A shared motto with a friend: “We never say no to food.” heeeee~

I’m the only musician in the family.

I like sports anime but not sports irl.

I’m the kind of driver who is Spongebob Squarepants. Kinda. Sorta.

Got accepted into the university’s debate team but quit after a month since practice tend to end so late and I didn’t want to miss Bleach on TV. Lol.

I dunno why but I didn’t have any interest in joining the school’s anime club.

Got a C on a paper for Creative Writing class once because I submitted a yaoi/shounen-ai story. Turns out my prof was a religious woman and abhorred homosexuality since, according to her, it’s a ‘sin’. Ktnxbye.

11 Questions:

What’s your favourite song and why? - As of the moment, it’s Cannonball by Damien Rice. I’ve always loved his songs (Delicate, Older Chests...) but it’s the first time I’ve listened to Cannonball because of a KuroTsukki fic. I’ve loved it ever since.

What’s one work (art/writing/etc) you’ve done that you’re really proud of? - Ha! I’m really proud of all the fanfictions I’ve written, especially for AkaKuro and RiRen/EruRi and Midnight Cinderella, though they clearly need more improvement.

What’s the social media platform you love the most? - Tumblr, because it’s for wizards. LOL.

What is one food you could eat forever and never be sick of? - RAMEN *^* esp. Tantanmen BECAUSE SPICY. *q*

Long or short nails? (On yourself) - long nails since my dad inspects our nails every week. He doesn’t like short nails cause he said ‘it doesn’t look good’. Duh.

A character you wish was real? - OIKAWA TOORU, I wish he’s-- wait, wait, HE’S REAL! Have you seen Asuma Kousuke? NGGHHH. But yeah, answer’s still Oikawa. <3

Favourite material/texture? - cotton since it’s hot most of the time in the Philippines

What’s a childhood dream that never came true? - BECOME AN ASTRONAUT (I’ve always wanted to go to Saturn)

What sort of people do you attract to you? - Err, the quirky smart ones and the student council president type o3o

If you could be in whatever profession you wanted, what would you choose? - BE AN ASTRONAUT OR A PILOT

Favourite brand of tissue? - I use what the family uses so I’ll go for Kleenex :3

Aaannnddd here are my own 11 questions for you people:

1. If you could live in an era of your choice, what time period would it be and why?

2. Any specialty dish? 3. What’s the corniest joke you’ve ever told?

4. Who’s your favourite villain and why? (could be from anime or cartoons or comics, etc.)

5. Favourite dessert!

6. If you could have any wild/extinct/endangered animal as a pet, what would it be and why?

7. The most adventurous/daring thing you did in your whole life

8. You have one talent where you really excel at, what talent would it be and why?

9. Favourite manga?

10. Dinosaurs or aliens?

11. Weirdest food you’ve eaten

Tagging @fatecamiswhil @kakihoden @lustfullyleocrawford @theempresskaizer 

[incorrectmidc]

Midc & MM part 3!

Sid: I think V is quite hot as well.

Sid: What about you, princess? Who do you-

Princess: 707 is the bae.

Louis: I want him to touch me.

Sid: ...

[nabimaru]

sometimes I wonder if Furudate knew that “oho ho?” “oho ho ho?” would become the biggest fucking meme in the haikyuu fandom

[floralis-archive-blog]

Oh, yiiiissss ¡Mucho hate! -se frota las manos como mosca- Voy a disfrutar de esto, en serio xD