#ohsoplump

[slutforglut]

Mr. Glut,

Please rate the kinks listed below at your earliest convenience:

Tight clothes (in public perhaps??)

Weighing & measuring

Bondage feeding

Stress eating/eating one's feelings

Painplay (mild to extreme)

Magical weight gain

Thank you for your time and I hope you're having a great night :)

Warm Regards,

Chub Stilinski (She/Her/Hers) Vice President of Operations Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc.

Hello my esteemed colleague, thank you for your inquiry.

1. Tight clothing in public probably ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I definitely enjoy the concept

2. Weighing and measuring ⭐️ I feel incredibly neutral about this I’m just not a big numbers guy idk! Like I don’t mind reading about it and sometimes it adds to the narrative and makes sense for the story if it’s a fic but yeah doesn’t do much for me

3. Bondage feeding ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I think it’s v nice when the person being fed can’t rub or touch their own belly because their hands are restrained and the other person has to do it for them and is in control of that physical feedback/sensation or like a shibari situation where someone is set up in a way that lets their belly hang down a little so it just hangs more as it gets heavier and fuller mhm yes indeed🙂‍↕️

4. Stress eating/eating one’s feelings ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I do definitely enjoy this, plays into like accidental stuffing/accidental weight gain for me

5. Mild-medium painplay ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

6. Magical weight gain 🚫 not for me at all, I don’t hate it or feel like animosity towards it or anything I just actively don’t find it hot

I hope you are also having a great night tonight, although the night you were referring to was technically last night.

Best wishes,

Slut. F. Glut

CEO

Chubby Shane Hollander, Inc.

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ohsoplump replied to your chat:Me: (Feels shitty, so actively avoids doing what...

same

Welcome to the garbage pile 

[stevita]

S, P, O (O), K, Y (For the spooky ask meme? Idek when u even posted that I think I'm pretty far down in my dash at this point haa)

S: You’re in a zombie apocalypse. What’s your weapon of choice?

Crowbar. Great for inflicting head trauma; also good for prying open doors. 

P: Have you ever pulled a Halloween prank?

Not really, although I have egged and TP’ed my fair share of things.

O: Costumes: make or buy?

Kinda both? Like this year I bought all the components of my costume seperately and I’m just gonna put ‘em together cause I can’t sew for shit 

K: Favorite candy to find in your trick or treat bag?

Three Musketeers

Y: Top 3 favorite scary stories/books.

-That episode of 1000 Ways to Die where the dude tries to give himself lipo with a vacuum hose and dies

-That Goosebumps book where that mask maker makes masks that take over your face 

-can my own childhood count as one

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55?

55.  If I could live in any home from a television series which one would it be?

Hmm, hard to say.  Aesthetically and space-wise I think I might want to live in Olivia Godfrey’s house from the Netflix series “Hemlock Grove”.  It’s huge and elegant and classical gothic looking.  

[stevita]

Chocolate cake 🍫

Chocolate cake:Aesthetics?

pastel punk-rock six-year-old tbh 

[the-shy-fa]

hey you should do steven universe :P

I totally should!

Favorite character: Pearl, definitely. I worry about her!

Least Favorite character: Uhhh idk I like everyone! But I guess I’m not wild about Rinaldo. He‘s kind of a jerk. I mean so is Lars but Rinaldo’s gone a bit farther off the deep end.

Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Well, you gotta ship Ruby/Sapphire. But also Pearl/Rose. And Greg/Rose. Really if it is possible for someone to have a crush on Rose I could totally dig it. Also Lars/Sadie, they have their issues but I am rooting for them anyway.

Character I find most attractive: Hmmm.... probably Rose because she’s gorgeous (and fat).

Character I would marry: Let’s be real here, Connie (an adult Connie. I don’t condone adult people marrying 10-year-olds, and I think I have a lot of support from the community on that)

Character I would be best friends with: Also probably Connie! I can’t help it, she’s such a dork! But Pearl if I have to pick someone different.

A random thought: AUGH I AM SO EXCITED FOR CONNIE TO LEARN SWORDS YOU HAVE NO IDEA (ALSO FIVE NEW EPISODES THIS WEEK!!!)

An unpopular opinion: I kinda miss when the gems went on missions and fought monsters. Like, I love all the plot stuff and I totally understand and agree with the decision to make the not-serious-plot stuff be lighter and focus on the characters who don’t fit in well with the plot (i.e. the humans), but the monster designs were so cool and it seemed like there was a lot of lore attached to where they were and what they were doing there that we haven’t really gotten back into.

My canon OTP: Greg/Rose or Ruby/Sapphire.

Non-canon OTP: Uh, not sure if I have one. I support Pearl’s hopeless crush on Rose though!

Most badass character: Well, Garnet, obviously.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Do not try to convince me that Amethyst/Pearl is a thing oh my god they are such sisters (Really I don’t dig shipping any of the three main gems with each other, sexual overtones to the fusions notwithstanding). And I really prefer Steven and Connie as friends but if the show decides to go unambiguously romantic with their relationship I will be okay.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Uh, well, to be honest I AM still waiting to see Rose’s personality show through as more than like, “revered goddess.” Like you KNOW she probably had more of a sense of humor and stuff than we’ve seen.

Favourite friendship: Steven/Connie!

Character I want to adopt or be adopted by: Pearl, but moreso if I can adopt her, because she needs someone to pat her head and help her calm down. If she adopted me I’m not sure I could handle a parent who stressed that much. But she would probably help me organize my stuff, which would be a plus.

[the-shy-fa]

dolores umbridge :P

Oh heck I forgot about this! Whoops.

Um... this was from a character meme no? I’m just gonna go with fucking despise or whatever the most hate-filled end of the spectrum was, because you know, deeply personal evil with a smile just always seems more evil than your average megalomaniac.